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Nzoner's Game Room>Andy Reid depreciation thread
Womble 11:04 AM 12-15-2024
This thread is for those who wish to discuss Andy and his many failings in peace. This is a safe space for posters who up until now haven't had an opportunity to vent their true feelings on Mr Reid without being persecuted by the happy clappy mob and nefarious moderators.

If you don't have a negative thing to add I'd suggest you take your ass over to the "Andy Reid appreciation thread". Spamming positivity will get you thread banned and challenged to a punch up at the George Brett.
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PHOG 11:05 AM 12-15-2024
Andy tries to steal chicken McNuggets.
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Kman34 11:05 AM 12-15-2024
Andy eats too many fatty foods…
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Rausch 11:07 AM 12-15-2024
Originally Posted by PHOG:
Andy tries to steal chicken McNuggets.
That is a selfless sacrifice by an unhealthy man to keep Pat in optimum playing shape...
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Bearcat 11:07 AM 12-15-2024
The Chiefs bought Andy Reid even though everyone knows you should lease.
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RealSNR 11:08 AM 12-15-2024
Andy whored out to State Farm and now he has that awful unfunny Bundlerooski commercial on his permanent record
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ptlyon 11:10 AM 12-15-2024
Andy won't run up the score on any team. This includes the broncos. Which should be buried 90-0. Every. Game.
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Hark Clunt 11:11 AM 12-15-2024
he's good at creating plays but someone else should call them.
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FlaChief58 11:11 AM 12-15-2024
Andy blames others for drawing fake mustaches on players.
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UteChief 11:13 AM 12-15-2024
No coach is perfect. No other coach has won three Super Bowls for the Kansas City Chiefs.
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smithandrew051 11:13 AM 12-15-2024
Andy Reid sets unrealistic expectations of the male body for all the women who watch Chiefs games.

I’m tired of my wife fantasizing about him while we make love.
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Womble 11:14 AM 12-15-2024
He lives in Kansas City yet his favourite food is a cheeseburger and not burnt ends. I find that disgraceful.
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Womble 11:34 AM 12-15-2024
FYI guys. It's posts like this that will get you thread banned over here in the Andy Reid depreciation thread:

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
I appreciate Andy Reid, Hall of Fame 3 time Superbowl Champion coach of my favorite football team, The Kansas City Chiefs.

My favorite Andy Reid commercial is the full length version of drawing mustaches on sleeping players with permanent marker.

My favorite Superbowl win is the Eagles when he twice over schemed up touchdown pass plays in which there were no defenders within a mile of the receivers, and tore out the souls of the Philly fans by calling "church mode" after Bradberry's hilarious game losing hold on Juju.

My favorite aspect of Andy is that his handling of success and failure is equal. Guy just won his 9th straight division title, and you'd barely know it. The only time you see Andy get red faced on the sideline is almost exclusively when he's tearing the closest official a new ass after horrific calls/no calls, which lights fires under his players and if at home, the entire Arrowhead faithful.

If Andy is ever the "bad guy" with a player, you never see it or hear about it unless the player comes forward with it, like Frank Clark admitted. A Stark contrast to guys like the purple faced Brian Daboll, or raging asshole Tom Coughlin.

He sees the person before the player. He's resurrected several careers, given numerous chances. Essentially, if you fail with Andy, and he says there's nothing more he can do and benches/releases you, you're basically failing at life, or professional football just isn't in the cards for you.

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Hammock Parties 11:35 AM 12-15-2024
If we win today this thread must be immediately locked.
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Wallcrawler 11:36 AM 12-15-2024
If Andy has more than a ten point lead at half in the playoffs, his team loses the game.
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