My poop seems nice.
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My pooping has been great. Peeing on the other hand has sucked all weekend. I passed 2 kidney stones today.
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I've eaten oatmeal the last 3 mornings. I'm pooping like a well oiled machine.
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try the taco bell bean burritos in combo of McDoubles. Works every time.


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good to hear! I'm glad it's business per usual. You're a good poster ppr. I'm glad the Bowels are working ok.
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pure coincidence, but I swear I had a clean breaker not even an hour ago.
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My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.
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Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!
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Dont ya just love that!!
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That's good because you're a nice person. So i'm glad we're doing well.
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So far so good, but I did just have two Clif bars within the past few hours, so we'll see.
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.
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You sound like you need a hug.
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