TinyEvel 04:55 PM Yesterday
Serious question: what happens in the blue tent?
Can they inject the injury with horse cocaine?
We all lit a prayer candle when Mahomes hobbled up after the TD lob to Perine.
Even the look on his face had me thinking it was super bad.
He goes into the tent, one TB three-and out later our man is back in and then serves up a 70-yard TD drive.
Can they do "treatment" in the tent? Andy in his presser said "I don't go into the tent, I learned my lesson" or something like that.
What gives? Or is it just Mahomes naturally produces Horse Cocaine in his blood cells and it activates in these types of instances.
also bonus question: Hardman hit that too?
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Megatron96 04:56 PM Yesterday
What is horse cocaine? I thought cocaine came from cocoa leaves or whatever.
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Mephistopheles Janx 04:56 PM Yesterday
Wait... you bring up a very interesting thing here.
HORSE COCAINE?!?!?!
Ummm, you got a guy?
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PatMahomesIsGod 04:57 PM Yesterday
Oh, they get numbing agents in the blue tent for sure.
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TinyEvel 04:59 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by Megatron96 :
it's a made-up name for whatever they give race horses to make them go.
See also, Red Dead Redemption. I think they call it Horse Stimulant in the game.
But I've been pimpin' the mythological horse cocaine in threads for a few years.
BRRRRRRRRRR!
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Mephistopheles Janx 05:05 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by TinyEvel :
That stuff is called Lasix. The only reason I know is because I do instant replay for sporting events as a side gig and one of the jobs I'm regularly hired for is a race track.
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BWillie 05:11 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by TinyEvel :
Winners take the needle.
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Rainbarrel 05:23 PM Yesterday
Aaron Rodgers tests all horse medicines before league approval
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T-post Tom 05:36 PM Yesterday
They stopped using
horse cocaine when Eric Berry freaked out & shat on a trainer wearing a "Kohls" shirt.
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Bl00dyBizkitz 05:50 PM Yesterday
It was Taylor Swifts voodoo black magic that healed Mahomes torn achilles.
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4th and Long 06:30 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx :
Lasix (furosemide) is a diuretic, not a stimulant.
:-)
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el borracho 07:02 PM Yesterday
In the Chiefs tent- Mr. Miyagi
In the Broncos tent- a half-empty bottle of lube and something that looks like a miniature lava lamp
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RedinTexas 07:04 PM Yesterday
They're really giving the guy Ivermectin in the blue tent. They just don't want anyone else to know.
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BlackHelicopters 07:29 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by BlackHelicopters :
as long as that dirt has COCAINE in it.
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