Phone fell behind the washer, what to do? Me? go after it...wrong mistake of my life!!!!
I was ass up amd finally got to the phone somewhat. I mean arse really up in the air. I finally fell behind the washer and was unable to move till I was able to reach the phone to call papa. By the time he got here I had fallen all the way behind the washer. Kodak moment was missed. I do hurt now. Just glad he lives close.
Chit, I only broke 2 nails. Dam I feel old/ abused and used. If you don't see me this weekend TK is in bed recouping.:-):-):-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by tommykat:
I was ass up and finally got to the phone. I mean arse really up in the air. I was able to reach the phone to call papa. Gust glad he lives close.
I do hurt now. Dam I feel old, abused and used.
If you don't see me this weekend TK is in bed recouping.
Seriously TK a nice hot bubble bath and your adult beverage of choice should ease some of the pain anyway. (hope it's not as bad as the chair incident) :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by KS Smitty:
I hate it when that happens!!!
Seriously TK a nice hot bubble bath and your adult beverage of choice should ease some of the pain anyway. (hope it's not as bad as the chair incident) :-)
You don't think the adult beverage may have had something to do with causing this in the first place? [Reply]
It's stories like these that you should take to the grave....
Like the one I'm fix'n to tell.
My wife has a little lap dog, a Maltese. When he's ready for a bath, she drops him in the shower with me. Yesterday was that day. Normally, he's pretty mild about bathing because he knows he's gonna get a treat afterwards, but he wanted OUT of the shower.... So, I'm done bathing him and I rinse him off and I'm shampooing my own hair.... Close my eyes to rinse for 3 seconds and that damn dog had shit while my eyes were closed. Unbelievable.
This is a very finicky dog. He has an eating routine, an elaborate going to bed routine, and he takes 10 minutes to take a shit because he has to find the right spot and do his stupid poop dance.... I was shocked, but thought it was so funny that I didn't kick his ass.
Okay, this isn't half as funny as TK ass up in the air....
Just imagine if it wasn't the phone you dropped, TK. If it was a vibrator, you'd still be back there..... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Reply]
That one was worth decoding!!! :-) Sorry, tk, glad that you got through it okay, but that was awfully funny. :-)
started funny and ended funny..........the middle WAS NOT..........IT HURT LIKE CHIT.......Took 2 muscle relaxers and still hurt. But can't see too well.. It was funnnnnnnnny if you had seen my ass up......but I finally fell in a space that no one should have fit in.........OMG................... [Reply]
