Its Time to Say "goodbye"

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Hall of Classics>Its Time to Say "goodbye"

Otter 12:11 AM 12-13-2001

Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light
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Raiderhater 12:14 AM 12-13-2001

So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!

Hader,
now knows the culprit
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Rausch 12:14 AM 12-13-2001

:-)!

PC Or not, that's some funny $#it!!!!!:-)
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jAZ 12:15 AM 12-13-2001

:confused:
What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:
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tommykat 12:18 AM 12-13-2001

GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?:-)
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Frazod 12:20 AM 12-13-2001

:-)
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ptlyon 06:32 AM 12-13-2001

WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took... :-)
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Bwana 01:17 PM 12-13-2001

Otter: :-).......good stuff.
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Mr. Christopher 01:20 PM 12-13-2001

"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!"

I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.

LOL! :-)
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Yosef_Malkovitch 02:14 PM 12-13-2001

OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.
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Otter 05:19 AM 07-23-2003

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :-)
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ndbbm 05:29 AM 07-23-2003

Originally Posted by Otter:
There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :-)

It freightens me that we live so close. :-)
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Ultra Peanut 07:07 AM 07-23-2003

:-)

Stupid anti-caps thing... :-)
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Iowanian 07:20 AM 07-23-2003

Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.
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RealSNR 07:26 AM 07-23-2003

I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"
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