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Hammock Parties 10:28 AM 08-29-2024
Dinosaurs doin stuff episode SEVEN!

Jurassic World Rebirth. In theaters July 2025. pic.twitter.com/CLUdLQPPfO

— Jurassic World (@JurassicWorld) August 29, 2024





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Hammock Parties 10:29 AM 08-29-2024
The film is directed by Gareth Edwards and written by David Koepp, who wrote the first two installments, Jurassic Park (1993) and The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997).

It will star a new ensemble cast, consisting of Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Rupert Friend, Mahershala Ali, Luna Blaise, and David Iacono, with no actors returning from previous films.

Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, the planet's ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs. Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind. Skilled covert operations expert Zora Bennett is contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world's three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora's operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized by marauding aquatic dinosaurs, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.
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DJ's left nut 10:40 AM 08-29-2024
Dominion had so much potential and they just gacked it.

Gonna miss Chris Pratt - he was a perfect addition to the franchise.

But yeah, I'll watch this. Probably not in theatres but these movies are the definition of a stupid popcorn movie and I never really regret watching them (well, other than Jurassic Park 2. Man that movie was bad)
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Hammock Parties 10:58 AM 08-29-2024
There are no bad Jurassic Park movies, only uppity cunts who don't enjoy DINOSAURS doin' STUFF!
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DJ's left nut 04:03 PM 08-29-2024
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
There are no bad Jurassic Park movies, only uppity cunts who don't enjoy DINOSAURS doin' STUFF!
I'll never forgive the gymnastics scene. Just not gonna do it.
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Buehler445 04:20 PM 08-29-2024
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
I'll never forgive the gymnastics scene. Just not gonna do it.
It was fine up until that part. That part might have been the worst dogshit ever put on film.
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ChiliConCarnage 05:03 PM 08-29-2024
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
The film is directed by Gareth Edwards and written by David Koepp, who wrote the first two installments, Jurassic Park (1993) and The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997).

It will star a new ensemble cast, consisting of Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Rupert Friend, Mahershala Ali, Luna Blaise, and David Iacono, with no actors returning from previous films.
First thought was, eh, but Gareth Edwards and a reset sounds interesting. Hopefully it turns out good
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DJ's left nut 10:10 AM 08-30-2024
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
It was fine up until that part. That part might have been the worst dogshit ever put on film.
Without that (and a T-Rex randomly hitching a ride into San Diego) that movie is fine. Probably one of the top 3 in the franchise.

But again, I'm not gonna let them have that. There are some moments in some movies just so egregiously bad that they destroy the whole damn thing.

This is one of those moments.

If you've made The Godfather then I can forgive Sonny's 'punch' missing by 2 feet. But when it's The Irishman and your 'de-aging' process is just clearly an old man trying to kick someone, I'm not going to let that slide.

It was 'Toby McGuire Dancing' bad. It was "I don't like sand" bad. Just...no. You own that, Jurassic Park II.
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Hammock Parties 10:19 AM 08-30-2024
The T-Rex scene in San Diego was tits. :-)
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Pasta Little Brioni 12:23 PM 08-30-2024
No more. Please...
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loochy 02:10 PM 08-30-2024
JP franchise is kind of retarded now
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DCTwister 03:03 PM 08-30-2024
Why are we still doing this? Jesus.
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BWillie 05:13 PM 08-30-2024
Another one? I actually thought the one with Chris Pratt was ok but do we really need more?
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BigCatDaddy 12:40 PM 08-31-2024
Got we can a crossover where Godzilla comes in and fucks them all up?
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cabletech94 09:01 PM 09-01-2024
Tobey Macguire dancing was awesomely-bad!!! would watch again!!! ha ha ha ha ha
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