you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however :-)

-EBOLA-...not serious
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they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.
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Awww, one of those nights huh? :-)
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not worried about children, about STD's
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then there's your problem... unless the chick was really skanky and had aids, most std's are cureable...

kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion)

-EBOLA-
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Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go. :-)
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I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself
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...show charlie murphy, errr, paul your titties!!!

-EBOLA-
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whatsa matta, you burnin?
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Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.

She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!!

:-) :-)

They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !!

1. Erection
2. Kid Count
3. Bills
4. In-Laws
5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!! :-)
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Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.
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You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!
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Would you hit it if you were sober?

Go get tested if your scared.
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Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.
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