Chiefs Woke up this morning and realized...

...that my favorite football team, the Kansas City Chiefs, have won 3 Super Bowls in the last 5 years, and have a chance to complete a 3-Peat, something no team in the NFL has ever done. Our Quarterback is possibly the greatest player who ever lived, and our Tight End is dating the biggest pop star in the world.

Did you guys know all this?
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Welcome to 2024. Take a look around, make yourself comfortable.

We make a wonderful mojito here, just ask.

Next up, the 2024 NFL season, and soon to be 2025.

Welcome.
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1st game 2 weeks away
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Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
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...and the Broncos, Raiders, Patriots are huge piles of shit right now
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I woke up this morning with an erection
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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois:
Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

Woke up, reached for the comb and realized, I have no hair these days.
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
I woke up this morning with an erection

So you had the same realization as the OP!
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Woke up watching other teams (Jacksonville, Miami, Green Bay) signing their QBs to ridiculous contracts that will hinder their ability to maintain a quality team in the future while never winning jack with said QBs.

Meanwhile, my favorite team (THE Kansas City Chiefs) has a three time SB winning QB, going for a unprecedented three-peat, that has a contract that allows the team to put quality around him for sustainable domination. My QB understands that to build a legacy of greatness he needs others around him. My QB is a leader, not a money grubbing whore.

Scramble for the remaining crumbs you cockroaches, grab that bag while you can cause you ain't taking the greatness of the Kansas City Chiefs!!!!
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
I woke up this morning with an erection

Okay now this is erect
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Originally Posted by Bl00dyBizkitz:
...that my favorite football team, the Kansas City Chiefs, have won 3 Super Bowls in the last 5 years, and have a chance to complete a 3-Peat, something no team in the NFL has ever done. Our Quarterback is possibly the greatest player who ever lived, and our Tight End is dating the biggest pop star in the world.

Did you guys know all this?

You realized it just now? :-)
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
I woke up this morning with an erection

What was his name?
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Crack is whack
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I put on my favorite Chiefs tee today with pride.

I never forget the dark times and the sad times. It makes this crazy run so much better.

GO CHIEFS
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