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BlackHelicopters 08:17 AM 08-19-2016
Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
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pr_capone 08:20 AM 08-19-2016
Enjoy sitting on the shitter for the next few hours. Bring a book or a laptop into the bathroom with you.

Nothing quite like having a garden hose with a camera shoved up your asshole.


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Warrior5 08:23 AM 08-19-2016
Bore-scope and pullover...
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loochy 08:27 AM 08-19-2016
won't this aggravate your high heart rate?
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siberian khatru 08:30 AM 08-19-2016
Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
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Bwana 08:45 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by siberian khatru:
Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
Yeah they knock you cold for the procedure so it's not a big deal at all. I don't know what they used to knock me out with, but I woke up ornery. (At least that's what my wife tells me)

I guess I was raising all kinds of hell wanting to get out of there and was starting to pull out my IV so I could leave. I don't remember any of it. After hearing that I felt bad, so I went down to the hospital the next day and apologized to the nurse in person. She was laughing about it and said different drugs affect people in different ways. :-)
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Hog's Gone Fishin 08:49 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop:
Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
You having problems or just routine check ?
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loochy 08:51 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by Hog Farmer:
You having problems or just routine check ?
Neither. He just likes it.
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threebag 08:53 AM 08-19-2016
Good luck on Monday.


Hopefully the mods will have Clay banned by then.
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BlackHelicopters 08:53 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by loochy:
won't this aggravate your high heart rate?
Evidently not
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BlackHelicopters 08:53 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by Hog Farmer:
You having problems or just routine check ?
51 years old. The waiting is over.
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threebag 08:53 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by loochy:
Neither. He just likes it.
Ouch
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BlackHelicopters 08:54 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by threebag02:
Good luck on Monday.


Hopefully the mods will have Clay banned by then.
My prayers would be answered. Clean my shit out and chase the CP shit out.
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BlackHelicopters 08:55 AM 08-19-2016
Originally Posted by loochy:
Neither. He just likes it.
Loochy does not lie. Also, Loochy is my favorite poster. No homo.
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Munson 08:55 AM 08-19-2016
RIP theelusiveeightrop's bunghole.


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