ENDelt's deck thread - ChiefsPlanet

Might as well get this one out of the way...

Those stairs look like they've seen some heavy duty service, you know, like from fat chicks. 'Cause ENDelt likes his girls heavy.
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You are going to rip it out? Is your HOA not responsible for that?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Every unit doesn't have one, so it's my responsibility.

Gotcha. Our "deck" area is our responsibility as well.
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How many times have you had sex out there?
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Originally Posted by gochiefs:
How many times have you had sex out there?

Probably none. That deck doesn't look like it could support the weight.
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH:
Probably none. That deck doesn't look like it could support the weight.

Zing!
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:

Now, the hot tub on the other hand...

You have a hot tub or you're gonna put one up there?

Grill?
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Originally Posted by Jenson71:
You have a hot tub or you're gonna put one up there?

Grill?

Dude - just wait for the after shots.
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You gonna tile that sumbitch?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Phil's best attempt at making my neighbors hate me

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That's his best?

Damn, I would have used some spray paint graffiti on the boards mentioning everyone's ethnicity.

Don't tell me he is playing that Celine Dion music real loud while he works again.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Everyone's ethnicity? Dude, I live in Scottsdale. The only non-white people in this town a) don't speak English and b) are either selling roses at your local drinking establishment or hanging out at Home Depot waiting for Phil to come pick them up to help work on my deck.

LOL. My kids said the same thing about Home Depot when they visited the grandparents in Phoenix last January.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Got interrupted for a minute. Here's a shot of the deck standing on it.

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I see the Arizona sun has done a number on it. Are you planning to replace it with more wood or a composite material?
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Shouldn't this job have been scheduled for December when the temperature was below 130°?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Wood. Phil thought the synthetic stuff would get too hot.

That is a good point, though they are more durable, their closed pore systems would not release the heat like wood.
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