Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device
Okay, .... so the P&L drunk driving schtick..... kinda played out about 20 posts ago. But you keep on with it, Mencia. Eventually somebody will laugh. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Wow this thread really took off. 21 pages of haters and probably 20 more pages of hating hahaha.
Hahahahaha - you're awesome. Don't believe any of the haters. You're probably the coolest 25 year old douchebag on the planet. Plus, maybe you'll probably be making 6 figures by the time you're 30 - even though it will probably cost at least $100k to keep gas in an Audi by that time. [Reply]
Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.
I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Haha someone actually gets action from hot chicks on here and the haters come out in full force. Some things never change.
I will definitely have to come by with my boys to one of your guys tailgates and laugh in your faces and laugh at the fact that some of you actually have man boobs.
You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GonzoRox88:
You should probably do that. I can't say that I've actually been to one of these gatherings, but I'm sure you're tougher than everyone there combined.
He should go.
I'd like to see tooge stuff him in a smoker... [Reply]
I also like how some of you said I am with average chicks haha. If you can do better than please post pics of your recent hookups. Oh thats right you wouldnt have any since most of you live on here.
And dont worry if I was as old as you guys, I would hate to show off my wife too haha. [Reply]
