Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by tooge:
Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not
so we all agree i'm the coolest? sweet.. and i don't even own a bike. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD:
But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!
Originally Posted by Amnorix:
? thieving? What am I missing?
From last nights thread with Midnight Felcher/Convict1983:
As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.
Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. :-)
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.:-)
I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.
And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.
And from the Hall of Classics:
Originally Posted by convict1983:
Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel. :-)
And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).
I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.
In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. Apparently he's relocated from CA to GA, but I suspect the only real relocation he's done is from his old bedroom to his cool new place in Mom's basement. :-)
Another year older, but clearly no wiser.
Originally Posted by Dimension2112:
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :-)
