It's called a cellphone camera, motherf*cker! Use it!

Dude.....driving.....and by the time I realized what they were....I was past them. Hence why I almost wrecked because I was completely turned around looking at them.

If I didn't care that I would like a complete perv....I would have gone back and taken a picture.

Twentysomething Asian girls in schoolgirl outfits? I don't care how much of a perv they'd think I was, I would pulled right up and started snapping pictures like a Japanese tourist in Times Square. :-)

Dude.....this is why you should be n00b of the year. But apparently it's because you like "them".

1. Paella is quite underwhelming. Never ordering it again.

2. I drove past the intersection where I lost my virginity tonight. And I smiled quietly to himself.

You got rear ended at an intersection? Insurance usually covers that.

That's mildly funny.

Man, the paella was underwhelming but I'm definitely going back. Great restaurant. Comfy, warm booths, subdued lighting, quiet, good waiters...some girl will be impressed and I'll get head/laid.

My wife makes a Filipino version, I wish I could remember what it's called. Good stuff though.

I was gonna go to the gym an hour ago, but had to take a shit.

Now maybe I can go the gym. Jesus.

You had shitty paella then.
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Just because you're a mexican't doesn't mean you know everything about spanish shit. I just didn't know what I was ordering. It wasn't horrible, just not my bag, baby.

I am a dipshit and thought I can order anything and it would be "my" style!

Idiot.

I like to have an open mind and try new things, Smed.

You should try speaking English.

You drove into the future?
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