Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks. [Reply]
Originally Posted by bowener:
Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.
To be fair, the person to her left is a guy. He also might be black. NTTIAWWT [Reply]
