Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Lzen:
I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.
I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.
Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?
Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.
Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.
but he's a Chiefs fan so we should all applaud for him. He Mr. Yankee cool down in the ATL. He'll run into someone that still thinks the civil war isn't over.. and boy from Yankeeland will be toast. [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, Rump Rangers!Posted via Mobile Device
What part of that picture says, "hot" to you? Granted, they are the standard issue beer goggle gals you typically find next you to following a night of heavy drinking and stumbled, "your hot," statements. [Reply]
I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).
It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.
Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts. [Reply]
Honestly, he reminds me of someone. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like a cross between that gay guy on that show where they bring in women who dress badly and fix them up, and someone else. [Reply]
Originally Posted by trndobrd:
I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).
It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.
Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts.
But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him! :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.
