Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Pat sucks
**** him
Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.
Raiders - 29 November 2024
ydub
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down
St. Patty's Fire
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can come too.
Panthers - 24 November 2024
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.
Delano's mother - admission of guilt
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I got your mom last night tho
Non-GDT threats of violence
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?
I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch
Coochie liquor
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
The entire Buffalo Bills roster
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
God I want to beat the living shit out of that team
Tony Romo
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit
Originally Posted by Delano:
You’re so roided out and raging that you can’t even collect a simple context clue before reacting. I’m not the OP - that’s Womble. Delano - Womble. See how that’s different? Is your brow so jacked and elongated from steroids you can’t see the difference in our avatars? Just the similar grayness of the two confused your ape ass. I’ve also never used the phrase bitch made. That seems to be a buzz word used in faux sigma communities online. And you’re definitely faux sigma, alpha or whatever the top tier is in ape slang.
Chiefsplanet is serious business and you’re not even on the alpha list you frickin coward.
Cat, dog, bitch 1 vs bitch 2, it's hard to keep you pussies straight when you're all fighting for who is going to be the other persons power bottom.
This isn't serious business and there's no "alphas" here. Just a bunch of bitches. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Cat, dog, bitch 1 vs bitch 2, it's hard to keep you pussies straight when you're all fighting for who is going to be the other persons power bottom.
This isn't serious business and there's no "alphas" here. Just a bunch of bitches.
Thanks for sharing our space fellow bitch.
Edit: the alpha list is very real and I have confirmation that you weren’t even on the bubble. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Cat, dog, bitch 1 vs bitch 2, it's hard to keep you pussies straight when you're all fighting for who is going to be the other persons power bottom.
This isn't serious business and there's no "alphas" here. Just a bunch of bitches.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Cat, dog, bitch 1 vs bitch 2, it's hard to keep you pussies straight when you're all fighting for who is going to be the other persons power bottom.
This isn't serious business and there's no "alphas" here. Just a bunch of bitches.
Pretty sure you're gay or suffering from micropenis. Sorry you're so grouchy about it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Ahhh yes and now, just like I don't clip a few mil a year and am somehow a fat 350 pound slob. The widest thing on boards is watching people project their own miserable lives onto others because they've accomplished nothing.
Almost as wild as watching the guy barely suppressing the wheezing from the exertion of merely standing upright for longer than two minutes, threatening to beat up posters on a message board because his greasy ass got called out for trashing the greatest qb to ever play football.
Top shelf hypocrite to boot. Patrick Mahomes has accomplished far more in his short time on this planet than you have, regarded in his field as the best anyone's ever seen in a sport spanning over a century, and "clips" over 50 million per year.
Yet, here your dumpy ass is, not even bothering to lick the cheeto dust off your fingers before running your mouth about "Pat sucks, **** him".
Roughly how often would you say you need to drain the drool and congealed cheese puff powder out of your keyboard on a daily basis? [Reply]
