Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Because I saw someone complaining about never getting head in one of the threads I was reading earlier and it sparked my curiosity as to how shitty some of the CP posters' sex lives are.
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That was intentional.
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I am curious, however. How often does she finish?
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I only make her give me the last half because I'm a fuckin' gentleman.
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:-) thats the only half that matters.
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If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday.

She really enjoys giving while receiving.
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I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent
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Yup, I've always found that being willing to give greatly enhances ones chances of being able to receive... and fortunately for me, I'm like a buck in rut when it comes to that, few things turn me on more than getting down on some clean musk.

I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee!
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Wut
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LOL Fucking this!
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:-):-):-)
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I'm getting her an eye patch for Christmas
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If she understood golf and the difference between a hook and a slice this would've been much easier!
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Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.
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Yep! Stuff is like catnip
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