Take notes? If one of my friends took notes on his relationship I would punch him in his face.

Six-and-a-half minutes, IIRC...

:-)

Sounds about right.

Like he would tell you....

"Hey, Tom, wanna see my notes on last night's fight with Marcy over where I've been for three hours?"

And am I the only one to catch Iowanian's stroy of some poor schlub in Alaska getting his wang chopped off, flushed down the crapper, floating in the turd infested sewer, fished out, and then re-attached?

:-)

This is such a cripple fight that Jimmy and Timmy from South Park would laugh.

:-) :-)

I meant more of:

"Feb. 22, 2005 -- got in a quick fight over last night.
Feb. 25, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too close.
March 1, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too distant.
March 2, 2005 -- I don't know what we were fighting about...god, I need a drink.
March 15, 2005 -- First time in a while...fought because I apparently have a 'drinking problem'.
...."

Of course that "Holy shit...this bitch has gone and lost her mind!" conclusion will arise, but I thought it best for him to figure it out on his own.

*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.

IIIdogNite... that's awesome. :-)

TennHottyDPLuvr? :-)

Damn you, let me spread some rep..........

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iowanian again.

Wanna bet RoyII's not sweating this very thing right now?

The whole reason we haven't seen him on here yet is cause he probably had a heartattack just think'n about RoyIV.

IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

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