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Nzoner's Game Room>2018 ChiefsPlanet "King of the Idiots" Coronation, award, trophy and vocaroo reading
Ming the Merciless 12:03 PM 05-30-2018
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Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet!



The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is:

LoneIguana

Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS.


Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle.


This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all.


SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion.


Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners.


TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic.


BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat.


JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion.


Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery.


This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS:


LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi retarded jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling.



Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever.



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KChiefs1 07:52 PM 06-07-2018
Is it too late to nominate Terrell Owens for the biggest moron?
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scho63 06:46 AM 06-08-2018
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Quite impressive, Lemon Pie

I do wonder how high Cooper Barrett would have gone...
He's working on winning future competitions like "Who Always Catches the Biggest Fish" or "Who is the Biggest Know-It-All on CP" awards! :-)
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scho63 06:54 AM 06-08-2018
These two contests are what I picture when the finalists were announced! :-):-)




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jjchieffan 02:47 PM 06-08-2018
I don't have time to run it, but I was thinking that a similar poll to this one, but dumbest rival team troll would be a good competition to run. We have such a good assortment. I can think of Donk trolls and at least 2 Faider trolls to enter. KnowShit, Kramzitinhisrectum, TombstonegivesBJ, Failpass, 3rdand48ers, Manchambo, just off the top of my head. Can't think of any Chargers trolls. Gadzooks maybe? Buck never has been a troll, plus, he's pretty much disappeared since they moved to LA. Who else?
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Pasta Little Brioni 03:53 PM 06-08-2018
Nomo2724/ thread

There jj. Competition over. That's one dumb sumbitch.
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jjchieffan 04:26 PM 06-08-2018
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Nomo2724/ thread

There jj. Competition over. That's one dumb sumbitch.
Maybe. But all of the Donk trolls are horrible. And they all have their own unique way of being annoying. KnowShit consistently posts fluff tweets from other Donk homers and sucks off everything ElFraud does. Kramzitinhisrectum will try to trash talk, but always gets his ass handed too him. TombstonegivesBJ can't even come up with a response most of the time so he makes fun of the poster instead, and then there's Failpass. He thinks that he's being original by posting the lamest memes on the internet. I think that it would be a tougher competition than you think. I'm torn as to who I would vote for. Probably kranz. He's the most annoying.
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vailpass 10:30 AM 06-11-2018
How do we get Pawn's masterpiece to be this contest winner's avatar?


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Pasta Little Brioni 10:31 AM 06-11-2018
Paging Lord Sauto...
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cooper barrett 10:47 AM 06-11-2018
Originally Posted by scho63:
He's working on winning future competitions like "Who Always Catches the Biggest Fish" or "Who is the Biggest Know-It-All on CP" awards! :-)
You already won the who has a hollow Cheese(dick)head (Velveeta) pressed into the shape of a football.


Your pizza guide...https://blog.cheapism.com/where-to-e...15569/#image=4



I have never discussed fishing you stupid cheesedick.
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cooper barrett 11:00 AM 06-11-2018
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Quite impressive, Lemon Pie

I do wonder how high Cooper Barrett would have gone...
You made a book cover. Congratulations are in order.

Actually, I see you wrote the book on the subject...


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Pasta Little Brioni 01:23 PM 06-11-2018
Originally Posted by cooper barrett:
You made a book cover. Congratulations are in order.

Actually, I see you wrote the book on the subject...

Have you ever been Pawnmowered?
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Ming the Merciless 06:27 PM Yesterday
Was doing a search and came across this thread... perhaps a new king shall be named?




Shall a new KING shall be born... and rise to the throne?


New songs will be sung



New vocaroo's will be blasted from on high





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Ming the Merciless 06:30 PM Yesterday
Mahomes ushered in an era of peace in the land


Summer 2018 was the last time a new King was Chosen.
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Sassy Squatch 06:34 PM Yesterday
:-) Always get a chuckle to see Fisty McTatt
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notorious 06:46 PM Yesterday
It's time.

There are plenty whom are worthy. Just check your local gameday thread.
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