Did I hear somebody say guacamole strips?!?!?
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I see what you did there...
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God dammit!

:-)
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On TOAST bitches!!!


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GUACAMOLE STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if he ever order guacamole strips?

Lew: Yes, I’ll have the club sandwich and can you add some guacamole strips to it please?

Waiter: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARD
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A protein bar and microwave popcorn. I didn't get to the store to get my allotment of eggs, milk, and bread in this arctic blast.
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Costco has the best popcorn. Get the Kirkland Signature.

It’s fucking perfect.
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Mods please MU this man for harassment!
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Never understood the infatuation and love for avocado and guacamole. I don't dislike it, just think it's the most overrated food I know.

Tastes so bland and flavorless.
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Guacamole is not bland if you know what you’re doing.

Regular avocado, yes. I usually add salt and pepper.
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Unless you season it.
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Im with you and can take or leave it. Unless you flavor the piss out of it to make it taste like something other than avocado it's worthless.
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I've been craving a roast loin of pork but can't find anywhere that serves it.

Think it's time to buy and cook one.
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I'm doing this soon. It looks awesome...


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Tuna steaks and broiled veggies.
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