Less pressure.

before or after said action?

Walking through the mall is like surfing the web with a disabled firewall: No thank you, I would not like to sample your Orange Chicken. No, kiosk guy, I don't need to buy any knockoff sunglasses. No, no, I'm fine with the phone I have, Verizon lady.

Why is it every time I expose meself women faint .........

Ty Lawson is a badass, yes, even in the NBA.

The smell.

Stagefright.

It is 3:43 am and I am wide awake!!!!!!!!!! WTF??????????

Me, too, but the espresso might have something to do with it...

Don't really touch that stuff much any more...

Could have something to do that I started drinking around 1pm this afternoon yesterday...

:-):-)

I try not to, but later this morning I have a 3 hour flight followed by an 11 hour flight followed by a 7 hour flight to Thailand, and I'd like to at least sleep through the second one.

And I try not to start drinking at 1pm, either, or else I tend to end up with duct tape pants or some stupid shit.

Those trips around the world are never any fun. Sleep is usually the best way to pass the time. Tylenol PM doesn't hurt either.

I can't decide. Play Owen Daniel at home against the niners or Sidney Rice at Pittsburgh. You decide.
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don't be dumb.

Chinese women have grating singing voices.