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scho63 05:36 PM 02-24-2012
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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Eureka 06:24 PM 03-21-2023
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
FYI I've seen some of your wives, maybe you shouldn't be dissing photos of celebrities on the internet. So judgy.
I believe you :-)


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loochy 06:39 PM 03-21-2023
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
Is this a thing? Say more. Enquiring minds want to know.
Not that I've heard of, but it makes sense. Ozempic's main method of causing weight loss is hunger suppression, so if you overdo it you'll end up weak and malnourished from just not eating at all. I guess it could also be called "phentermine face" and still be applicable.

In any event, I'm not down with her weirdo freaky clown face. Why couldn't she just let it age naturally? It would have looked much better.
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Hamwallet 06:42 PM 03-21-2023
I’m 41. She is a billionaire. Yea, totally would. I like hyper/super cars and she is still smoking in my opinion.

If I was 20, nah.
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OnTheWarpath15 06:49 PM 03-21-2023
Originally Posted by Hamwallet:
and she is still smoking in my opinion.
Only thing she is smoking is meth, apparently.
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Prison Bitch 07:38 PM 03-21-2023
Originally Posted by Eureka:
I believe you :-)

Those dudes are hammering 9s
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kcclone 09:21 PM 03-21-2023
I miss the fat version of Jessica. That was also the hot version, notwithstanding the fact that she was also young then.
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Eleazar 09:34 PM 03-21-2023
Originally Posted by Eureka:
I believe you :-)

Those CPers turn up their nose at tail like Jessica Simpson as they're used to Perfect 10s
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jd1020 10:34 PM 03-21-2023
Originally Posted by Razaele:
Those CPers turn up their nose at tail like Jessica Simpson as they're used to Perfect 10s
Well shes fucking hideous now.

If we were talking about Dukes of Hazard Jessica Simpson then I would question the sexual preference of the man saying no, but we aren't. Saying no to her now is like saying no to STDs.

She's had to have some kind of facial surgeries, right? This cant be just a result of a cycle of weight gain and loss. At some point women are going to wake up and just realize what kind of beasts this shit turns them into 10 years down the road, if not an instant regret.
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notorious 06:40 AM 03-22-2023
The Wall is undefeated.
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cabletech94 06:49 AM 03-22-2023
Originally Posted by jd1020:
Well shes ****ing hideous now.

If we were talking about Dukes of Hazard Jessica Simpson then I would question the sexual preference of the man saying no, but we aren't. Saying no to her now is like saying no to STDs.

She's had to have some kind of facial surgeries, right? This cant be just a result of a cycle of weight gain and loss. At some point women are going to wake up and just realize what kind of beasts this shit turns them into 10 years down the road, if not an instant regret.
I just rewatched this last weekend. What a smoke show she was!!! Damn you Father Time!!!
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Holladay 06:50 AM 03-22-2023
Where her ta-ta's go?
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Eleazar 07:55 AM 03-22-2023
How many of these Jessica Simpson hot takes would be posted if CP could see who, if anyone, that poster is bedding?
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MarkDavis'Haircut 08:16 AM 03-22-2023
Originally Posted by notorious:
The Wall is undefeated.
Rollo is right.
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alpha_omega 02:47 PM 04-06-2023
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scho63 02:55 PM 04-06-2023
Well I would definitely fuck THAT Jessica.
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