Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Pat sucks
**** him
Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.
Raiders - 29 November 2024
ydub
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down
St. Patty's Fire
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can come too.
Panthers - 24 November 2024
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.
Delano's mother - admission of guilt
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I got your mom last night tho
Non-GDT threats of violence
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?
I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch
Coochie liquor
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
The entire Buffalo Bills roster
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
God I want to beat the living shit out of that team
Tony Romo
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit
Originally Posted by TheTardian:
Then maybe posters shouldn't be calling people bitches and pussies?
Your vagina bled about some rough plays by the greatest quarterback that ever lived. Your inability to witness this, and process it like a man leads most rational people to at the very least, call you a bitch, because you're acting like a pussy. It isn't hard to figure out if you have an IQ above room temp, which let's face it, you clearly don't.
It's not really a trait that goes hand in hand with the type of mind that repeatedly threatens violence over the internet from behind the safety of their computer screen.
Do you walk around in real life calling other grown men pussies and bitches?
I don't usually keep company with blue hair, femine men. I have however tossed a few drunks from my house during watch parties and the reason was always for being a pussy. Nobody wants to listen to that mewling for three hours. If you can't handle things not going perfectly without melting down, there's plenty of resources out there to help with your low T.
I assume not. And no one else here does either.
Assumption is the mother of all ****ups. It is shocking to literally nobody that you engage in it. You assume not, because YOU wouldn't, and the reason for that is because you're a fat sweaty ****tard that does all of his insulting, threatening, and boasting with your keyboard.
And I only respond in kind.
Uh huh. So, you've only threatened to beat up people who threatened to beat you up? Lol. Ok dipshit.
As I said, 8500 posts and it's 4 posts by the one guy that gets butt hurt if you say a single negative word about the team.
Hey jackass who believes his own bullshit, why don't you tell us all about how if you met Patrick Mahomes in person, you'd tell him that he sucks, **** you. Christ, what a joke.
The level of stupidity here is absolutely legendary.
Oh, and here's a free tip, Mr "top end athlete trainer". When the dimples in your thighs look like pot holes, it's time to lay off the ****ing cheetos.
It's a real simple concept, again, for anyone with above room temperature iq.
Post like a bitch, get called a bitch. Frankly, shitting on the best player to ever live, well that's the biggest bitch move I can imagine on a message board dedicated to the team he plays for.
If you believe that the internet is going to take it easy on you because you're stupid, that's just not realistic. [Reply]
Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish:
Those days of THE Ret.ardianback in 2010-2012 were pretty funny.
Tales of gallantry, saving girls who had been beaten by boyfriends and “You never played a down” of football so how would you know?
Arguing over Belcher’s weight was another great one.
Ahhh yes and now, just like I don't clip a few mil a year and am somehow a fat 350 pound slob. The widest thing on boards is watching people project their own miserable lives onto others because they've accomplished nothing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
Hey jackass who believes his own bullshit, why don't you tell us all about how if you met Patrick Mahomes in person, you'd tell him that he sucks, **** you. Christ, what a joke.
The level of stupidity here is absolutely legendary.
Oh, and here's a free tip, Mr "top end athlete trainer". When the dimples in your thighs look like pot holes, it's time to lay off the ****ing cheetos.
It's a real simple concept, again, for anyone with above room temperature iq.
Post like a bitch, get called a bitch. Frankly, shitting on the best player to ever live, well that's the biggest bitch move I can imagine on a message board dedicated to the team he plays for.
If you believe that the internet is going to take it easy on you because you're stupid, that's just not realistic.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. [Reply]
“If you won’t stick a water Mellon up your own ass for to get swole, then you deserve to get nerd dicks in your booty hole!”
Or…when my kids were little, they watched a show called the BackYardigans(one of the least annoying shows at the time for little kids along with Jake and the Pirates)…..but in game threads, when I see him post I can’t help but hearing that throwback theme song……..
We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore
We always find things we've never seen before
That's why every day we're back for more
With your friend, the Tardian! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bowser:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Ahhh yes and now, just like I don't clip a few mil a year and am somehow a fat 350 pound slob. The widest thing on boards is watching people project their own miserable lives onto others because they've accomplished nothing.
Maybe work on your self esteem and lay off the steroids. It’s a bad combo and, to everyone but you, it’s incredibly cringey. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Delano:
Maybe work on your self esteem and lay off the steroids. It’s a bad combo and, to everyone but you, it’s incredibly cringey.
Dude you're literally on a message board collecting quotes from people in order to "document it". And are talking about being bitch made and cringe. While you think this is serious business.
Dude GET A FUCKING LIFE. Literally, go outside, touch some grass, find a person to talk to. No one is on steroids over here, you f'n limey. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Ahhh yes and now, just like I don't clip a few mil a year and am somehow a fat 350 pound slob. The widest thing on boards is watching people project their own miserable lives onto others because they've accomplished nothing.
I don’t know what you do or how much you weigh or any of that. Nor am I projecting anything upon you. The 2009-2012 Retardian was some hilarious stuff. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude you're literally on a message board collecting quotes from people in order to "document it". And are talking about being bitch made and cringe. While you think this is serious business.
Dude GET A FUCKING LIFE. Literally, go outside, touch some grass, find a person to talk to. No one is on steroids over here, you f'n limey.
The person who made this thread has a cat as their avatar. The person you are quoting has a dog as their avatar. Dog...cat, not the same.
I clip a little over 73k per year. Whatever clip means. I just wanted to let you know how much I make. It's about 73,211. But that's how much I make a year. It's closer to 73k than 74k, so I just tell everyone I meet that it's 73k just to see if they want to pat me on the back or high five me. 73k bitch. I'm going to start dropping sly hints with each post I make about the 73k I clip. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rydogg58:
The person who made this thread has a cat as their avatar. The person you are quoting has a dog as their avatar. Dog...cat, not the same.
I clip a little over 73k per year. Whatever clip means. I just wanted to let you know how much I make. It's about 73,211. But that's how much I make a year. It's closer to 73k than 74k, so I just tell everyone I meet that it's 73k just to see if they want to pat me on the back or high five me. 73k bitch. I'm going to start dropping sly hints with each post I make about the 73k I clip.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude you're literally on a message board collecting quotes from people in order to "document it". And are talking about being bitch made and cringe. While you think this is serious business.
Dude GET A FUCKING LIFE. Literally, go outside, touch some grass, find a person to talk to. No one is on steroids over here, you f'n limey.
You’re so roided out and raging that you can’t even collect a simple context clue before reacting. I’m not the OP - that’s Womble. Delano - Womble. See how that’s different? Is your brow so jacked and elongated from steroids you can’t see the difference in our avatars? Just the similar grayness of the two confused your ape ass. I’ve also never used the phrase bitch made. That seems to be a buzz word used in faux sigma communities online. And you’re definitely faux sigma, alpha or whatever the top tier is in ape slang.
Chiefsplanet is serious business and you’re not even on the alpha list you frickin coward. [Reply]
