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Mr. Kotter 10:55 PM 01-21-2005

Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :-)

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :-)
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Rausch 01:52 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by FloridaChief:
But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...

There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
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HolmeZz 01:54 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by Rausch:
There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...

I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him. :-)
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teedubya 02:00 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by HolmeZz:
Haha, your daughters take it in the ass.

that made me laugh hard... sorry Roscoe, butt I had to rep him.
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|Zach| 02:04 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
You don't understand why someone would wanna get f*cked in the ass, but you're able to spot "the type"?

:-)
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Dr. Johnny Fever 02:09 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
It's only gay if the person you're f*cking in the ass is a dude.

...one of the greatest quotes of all time.

:-)
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|Zach| 02:09 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
WTF? No, I perform sex acts because they're unpleasant.

Like I said before. It is obvious people do it to piss off the "religious right."

:-)
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teedubya 02:09 PM 01-22-2005

You want the reason, that I have found that most women will take it up the ass...

one word.

alcohol.
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Rain Man 02:14 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

If we ever meet at a function, I'm going to make sure that you mark your beer glass.
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Rausch 02:15 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

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HolmeZz 02:16 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
It's only gay if the person you're f*cking in the ass is a dude.

Just like it's only gay if the person you're kissing is a dude.
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Rausch 02:24 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."

I might not be able to make it down to Rolla...
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Baby Lee 02:29 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
No. My name ain't Snowball.

Snowballing is something different altogether.

And, push come to shove, I think I'd rather rim the poopshot.
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Baby Lee 02:36 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Technically, yes.

With snowballing, it's intentional. As far as what he described, I'm just assuming that not all of it went down.

The end result is the same either way.

My apologies, I conflated your "maybe you should take it up the butt" post, and your "my name's not snowball" response.
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carlos3652 03:41 PM 01-22-2005

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Hm... maybe you're the one who should be taking it up the butt in the bedroom, not her.

LOL... I laughed so hard at this... I hope you read the next post, I was being sarcastic when I posted it... it was 2:30 am...
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Bowser 03:43 PM 01-22-2005

Hall of Classics, anyone?
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