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Nzoner's Game Room>****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****
Raiderhater 12:00 AM 12-25-2023


It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

.....

Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

.....

On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

.....

Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

.....

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

.....

Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

Fuck the Raiders!
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Vladimir_Kyrilytch 11:06 AM 12-25-2023
11 point spread. I figure the refs will take 10 or 14 off the Chiefs scoreboard themselves, so that's a 21-25 point true spread (TM). Andy Reid goes out of his way to minimize victory margin, having already had the team kneel out the clock inside the 5 yard line 2 times that I can recall and a similar move against the Pats last week where they could have scored but refused to do so.

Gotta go Raiders here.

It's McConnell Monday let's go RAYDUZZZ! Lose by 6!
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493rd 11:06 AM 12-25-2023
My God Tracy is a midget next to those 2.
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DRM08 11:07 AM 12-25-2023
Romo sounds very pessimistic about the Chiefs.
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Tribal Warfare 11:07 AM 12-25-2023
Nance and Romo are sucking off the Raiders
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Vladimir_Kyrilytch 11:10 AM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut:
Merry Christmas, guys!
You too Raider Crusader and fellow Jesus believer. Hope you have a nice day watching the Raiders lose by six out there in lovely Oakland. I mean LA. Or Oakland? Oh, Vegas.

Or....Tennessee?:-)
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MarkDavis'Haircut 11:10 AM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
Nance and Romo are sucking off the Raiders
Gotta build the drama.
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MarkDavis'Haircut 11:10 AM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch:
You too Raider Crusader and fellow Jesus believer. Hope you have a nice day watching the Raiders lose by six out there in lovely Oakland. I mean LA. Or Oakland? Oh, Vegas.

Or....Tennessee?:-)
LOL.

I am on the East Coast.:-)
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Hammock Parties 11:12 AM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
Nance and Romo are sucking off the Raiders
i'd love to watch tracy suck them both off in the booth
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Reerun_KC 11:12 AM 12-25-2023
Gonna be a doggie fight today. Strap on those chin straps
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Hammock Parties 11:13 AM 12-25-2023

Merry Christmas from Santa and his helper Taylor Swift. @fox4kc #ChiefsKingdom #TaylorSwift pic.twitter.com/yQkr5R9sEB

— Rob Collins (@RobCollinsTV) December 25, 2023

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Megatron96 11:18 AM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch:
11 point spread. I figure the refs will take 10 or 14 off the Chiefs scoreboard themselves, so that's a 21-25 point true spread (TM). Andy Reid goes out of his way to minimize victory margin, having already had the team kneel out the clock inside the 5 yard line 2 times that I can recall and a similar move against the Pats last week where they could have scored but refused to do so.

Gotta go Raiders here.

It's McConnell Monday let's go RAYDUZZZ! Lose by 6!


Mostly it's that neither KC nor LVR are high scoring teams, averaging 23pts/19pts respectively. Then add in the fact that KC is 5-7-1 ATS. Plus, KC hasn't won two in a row since Oct. 22.


I'd probably take the points and the U as well, if I bet on this game.
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Raiderhater 11:19 AM 12-25-2023
Coal ain’t the only lumps these douche bags are getting today.
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BWillie 11:25 AM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
She better sing Last Christmas at halftime.
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Ming the Merciless 11:30 AM 12-25-2023
who is ready to destroy the raiders souls on the beautiful Christmas morn???
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PHOG 11:31 AM 12-25-2023
There's Andy straightening out the refs, we good!
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