I just farted.
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To be fair, I was all caps mad that day.
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I just broke out my old 1982 scratch and sniff Hustler mag.
Smells like mildew
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These threads are great.
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:-)
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Stats mean dick.

Shady's terrible ball security has helped the Chiefs lose at least 2 games. Fumbles are bad at any point, but God Damn. The timing of his fumbles are just tailor made to **** us over.

The dude inexplicably fumbled the ball, nobody even touching him in one game and somehow miraculously got it back.

You really want Shady carrying the football like a loaf of bread at clutch time in a playoff game??

Get out of my face with your bullshit.
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I, for one, hope that our team makes decisions based on emotion and perception. Why should facts matter?
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They do. Most of the polls started on CP are by Andy Reid's mults as he gauges fan sentiment and then blindly follows it. You just wait until they make their decisions on Suggs and Jenkins...
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Those facts are quantitative analytics that ignore situational evidence
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"Fumble rate" isn't exactly rocket science.
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Fumble cause, and fumble timing arent either.
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Let us know in the game thread the next time it would be a good time for a fumble.
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A few things I notice about Peter that I like are - He never bitches about the refs and poor calls, also his sparkling positive vibe he puts out. Ya see the glass isn't half empty with Peter... Certainly it's not half full! It's ****ing in small, broken pieces all over the side walk.
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Right after the opposing team scores a touchdown. A fumble gives the enemy a false sense of security, and that's when you strike them.
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What's that smell?????
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