Haley fired his WR coach. Anyone could argue that Haley was right on doing so, but I smell some serious stinky management by Haley.

i would have killed a man this week if it werent for my children.

Thank God for children.

yup.

Children. Awesome humans.

Kids born through invetro fertilization should not be allowed to own guns. They are clinical wack jobs. Lesbians will cry foul.

Seriously what did people do before toilet paper? They couldn't have gotten their asses clean or their hands clean after wiping those brownie kind of poops off with a leaf. Everyone must have smelled like shit all the time. No wonder people died of diseases when they were 26. Good old days like hell. Imagine walking around with a perpetual skid mark in your pants. No thanks.
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Well, I think the rich French aristocrats wiped their asses with poor people. Not sure what the British did, but maybe that's what all the wigs were for... in case of emergency.

But there were no toilets or diaper genies. So those shit stained wigs would be sitting around stinking up the place
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Nope, sprinkle on a little more powder, and slap that sucker back on your head. The lice will eat the poop.

left hand why do you think we shake hands using the right hand...

My dream girl. Such beautiful eyes, such lustrous hair... and there's just, something, about her...

Blueberry Total, cereal.

That is all.

Thank you

You could be like the Gooks and skid your ass on the ground .....

She has a very bright future as a lesbian.