Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.
Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.
Sure, I have. Although not one with hair like that. Why does it turn a different color at the ends? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.
Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.
You can't be serious. Your begging for acceptance is almost embarassing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla:
Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.
Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.
looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.
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Originally Posted by penguinz:
She looks pretty average to me.
Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!:-) [Reply]
jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets! [Reply]
And in the other thread, I don't think you were catching hell about your ability to pull ass, but your decision to put yourself and others at risk unnecesarily and then laugh it off. I'm sure you're an alright dude, and would have a beer with you at a tailgate, but you need to stop trying to justify yourself with these pics of "hot chicks". You're doing more harm than good. [Reply]
