yes, that's correct. But if it is morning and time to get up it is morning wood or better known as a piss boner.

Flipping from Ole Miss-SC to Sox-Royals.

The Royals crowd looks paradoxically relaxed, yet edgy. As if they're all about to fall asleep, but they also wouldn't mind if a massive knife fight broke out on the field. I can't explain it.

Sportscenter Note Of The Morning:

I'd suck Jennie Finch's box until her boobs caved in.

That is all. Carry on.

does eskimo pussy really give you brain freeze if you eat it too fast?

I don't know, but that ties into, "If a shark eats a Chinaman, in a few hours is he hungry for another one?"

yeah kinda like pringles tater chips

May is masturbation month

i hereby nominate Septemeber as feel free to pee outside month. That gentle breeze of fresh fall air against your genitals. Nothing like it.

Any day that ends in a "y" is Masturbation Day.

You've never been to Alaska in the fall, have you....

lol nope

frozen cickles hanging from your pickle?

This should really be someone's sig.

I was just thinking....

If the Broncos go to the SB this year, would Chiefs fans root for them?

Sure.

To lose, by one point, at the last second, on a bullshit play.

:-)

I just fixed the taillights in my car. I feel rather manly.