Permed Pussy!!

Chicks dig my tight curls.

A pussy that gets a perm is always a pussy. So good night pussy.

What chicks? We're gonna need signatures from these chicks.

I bet you wouldn't say that to Richard Simmons face to face-lol

I never got a perm. Okay? I got a reverse-perm.

goodnight pussies!

It would be very easy for me to call Richard Simmons a pussy to his face. Why? Because he is a pussy.

Am I really this boring?

You do know how to kill a thread, don't you?

I'm really excited about taking three midterms next week :-)

:-)

Here's a quarter.

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bill Callahan.

# Bill Callahan doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bill Callahan has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bill Callahan.

# Bill Callahan does not sleep. He waits.

# Bill Callahan is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Bill Callahan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Bill Callahan counted to infinity - twice.


# When Bill Callahan does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Bill Callahan is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Bill Callahans hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# There is no such thing as global warming. Bill Callahan was cold, so he turned the sun up.

# Bill Callahan can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Bill Callahan doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Bill Callahan gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Bill Callahan can slam a revolving door.

# Bill Callahan does not get frostbite. Bill Callahan bites frost

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Billtatorship.

heh