Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
I have no grounds from which to speak...I've always been a washed up, suburban dwelling grandpa coward who never did anything wrong and wouldn't have a clue what I'm talking about.
I wouldn't know the first thing about 2 wheeled transportation or the dangers associated or bad ideas.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Wow just think I have wasted my whole life when I could have led it like this guy. Man what should I do now? [Reply]
Originally Posted by smittysbar:
No, the thing you have to understand is a lot of us have been there done that and now look back and are thankful that we are here. Some have lost from this type of behavior some scraped by very fortunate.
I used to race MX, ride street, and just about anything I could get my hands on. Still ride some, but not near as aggressive as I used to. Proper equipment has saved my life more then a few times. If Nothing else take heed to that last statement!
One thing you WILL end up realizing is that no matter how good of a rider or how much talent you have, when riding not everything is under your control. When riding at speeds that you are talking about, you know as well as I do that something ca happen that is out of ones control.
As far as people being envious and jealous is probably on of the most immature things you could say. Some day you will figure this out. At 25 you seem to not be getting it, I am now 31 and hell even my ass was figuring out by then.
BTW how the **** did you get stopped, most cops won't even attempt to try and catch a bike at that speed, much less ever catch it. I doubt you respect law enforcement by the "pig" comments.
Just try to do it when your not putting others in harms way. Myself now having a daughter, sure makes me think long and hard how lucky I am to not have lost and harmed more then what I have.
I guess to add..................we were had by the laptop stealing SOB [Reply]
Yeah, this guy is a great seasoned rider who is bulletproof. What this dumbass is ignoring is the possibility of mechanical failure or debris on the roadway or the unexpected actions of other motorists. He is just too stupid to go that fast. Typical kid. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Definitely the same dumbass. nice Find.
Here is the thing. I doubt many of us "old guys" are jealous about your "living it up".
The truth of the matter is, most of us have been there and made our stupid mistakes. I know I've got 30 or 40" of scars to prove it, and have learned the lessons that go with it. That, a little luck and occasional divine intervention have been how we've made it to the slower paced, "suburbs".
I know you believe you're Billy Baddass and untouchable. I also know a handful of those guys who died before 20 and 30. You think you're a great rider and invincible because of your Uber Kinnevil skills on 2 wheels, but some day, a box turtle crossing the road at 2am, a bee up your sleeve at 120mph, or a soccer mom on a cell phone will be there.
Hopefully, your dumbass won't have someone's daughter behind you when you stuff your guts full of Tahoe Tailpipe.
Hopefully, you'll drain that shit fer your brains before a crack in your skull does it for you.
I'd like to nominate this idiot for complete expulsion from this site to include any previous ID's and threads in the HOF. It's not funny or amusing. Just get rid of the punk. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I'd like to nominate this idiot for complete expulsion from this site to include any previous ID's and threads in the HOF. It's not funny or amusing. Just get rid of the punk.
I'm inclined to agree with you...but he wouldnt learn anything.
Kids like this need guidance, in whatever ways a message board can provide. [Reply]
It's all contrived. The idiot has been pulling the strings on this thread for more than 12 hours now. It's garbage and he needs to be gone. I'm embarrassed over the entire ordeal. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
It's all contrived. The idiot has been pulling the strings on this thread for more than 12 hours now. It's garbage and he needs to be gone. I'm embarrassed over the entire ordeal.
Agreed.
The thread was bait from the start.
Originally Posted by :
I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.
Originally Posted by Phobia:
It's all contrived. The idiot has been pulling the strings on this thread for more than 12 hours now. It's garbage and he needs to be gone. I'm embarrassed over the entire ordeal.
