Originally Posted by eDave:
There's a guy over there who said he'd shove a watemelon up his butt if GME hit $200. Now he has to shove a watermelon up his butt.
I assume he’s going for a fetal sized Mellon versus a full grown variant.
Do you think he will upload a video on FansOnly? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
I assume he’s going for a fetal sized Mellon versus a full grown variant.
Do you think he will upload a video on FansOnly?
How can we work out a bet with MTG.................
Yeah I'm not doing anything dumb, but you can bet your ass if WHEN it pops off and gets over $150 or so I'm gonna be one boastful insufferable prick...I already have several posts from this thread bookmarked.
AMC has a lot bag holders near 60 to 70. I think it's going to find a shit ton of resistance there unless it just shoots through that area in which case MOON CITY baby [Reply]
"I made a statement in the daily thread that if the stock reached $200, I would put a watermelon in my anus. I watched in horror as the stock I liked soared from about $170 to over $215, a price it had not seen in weeks. Is this the ^catalyst?
After careful consideration and measurements, I have come to the conclusion that fulfilling this bet would cause severe trauma for both myself and the watermelon.
I had hoped that my bet would be forgotten about but as we have all learned over these last 7 months, Apes never forget.
I cannot give you all what you ask of me, but I can give you justice.
I will change my flair to whatever suggestion gets the most upvotes, and I also won't contest a ban from the mods.
I wish you all good fortune in the weeks to come, it's been a fun 7 months. Stonks only go up (unlike watermelons)"
He has been banned from Superstonk for 3 Days for Failing to Deliver a promise to the Apes and his flair changed to Black Flair "failure to deliver" with a watermelon emoji. Forever. [Reply]
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
I found a Q&A attached to my pay stub from Fri and now I'm even more confused.
It says even though we have to wait a year to be able to participate/receive company match, they can set us up an individual Roth IRA and take deductions from our checks to send to the Roth account. After a year we can roll this money over to the new company's 401k plan or leave it in the Roth.
It then says if we want to roll over our current 401k into the new company's plan with Transamerica we can do that as well. I'm confused, if we cant participate in their 401k until we've been there a year how can we roll our current 401k to theirs? Sounds like a contradiction...or I'm just not grasping it completely.
The Roth option is most likely a negative election at a set percent set up for all new employees. You can choose not to contribute, but a negative election means you have to tell them you don't want to participate opposed to telling them you would like to participate. You are an employee and you could rollover your previous plan to this one, even though you aren't eligible for contributions yet. I wouldn't, but you could. [Reply]
Originally Posted by eDave:
"I made a statement in the daily thread that if the stock reached $200, I would put a watermelon in my anus. I watched in horror as the stock I liked soared from about $170 to over $215, a price it had not seen in weeks. Is this the ^catalyst?
After careful consideration and measurements, I have come to the conclusion that fulfilling this bet would cause severe trauma for both myself and the watermelon.
I had hoped that my bet would be forgotten about but as we have all learned over these last 7 months, Apes never forget.
I cannot give you all what you ask of me, but I can give you justice.
I will change my flair to whatever suggestion gets the most upvotes, and I also won't contest a ban from the mods.
I wish you all good fortune in the weeks to come, it's been a fun 7 months. Stonks only go up (unlike watermelons)"
He has been banned from Superstonk for 3 Days for Failing to Deliver a promise to the Apes and his flair changed to Black Flair "failure to deliver" with a watermelon emoji. Forever.
No one ever said he couldn't do it piece by piece......:-) [Reply]
