Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
big difference between scared and safe. put this 100 mph stuff on a track.
the Freeway and city streets are not YOUR PRIVATE RACE TRACK. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.
And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
25 and living it up is coming here and starting a thread about how very cool you really are? yeah baby!
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.
And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
"Almost two thirds of the fatalities were associated with speeding as an operator contributing factor in the crash" (referring to fatal motorcycle accidents)
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.
How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?
They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.
You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Adept Havelock:
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.
How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?
They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park.
He's a classic thug turd, you can't use common sense and reason with them. they know it all. hopefully he'll be cut to pieces before he begins breeding. [Reply]
