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scho63 05:36 PM 02-24-2012
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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seclark 12:18 PM 08-06-2022
Whatever trips your trigger
I mean, I’d pick her up on the highway, and buy her a cheeseburger at a truckstop, but I’d leave her there.
I’m an old man though.
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REDHOTGTO 05:22 PM 08-06-2022
Originally Posted by scho63:
Still would.

Dirty girl is a dirty girl. :-)
yup this ^
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R Clark 05:55 PM 08-06-2022
I am a old man myself and screw it I’ll eat the truck stop cheeseburgers and give her a small hotdog to snack on.
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stevieray 06:58 AM 08-07-2022
Trying to perpetually look 17 isn't attractive, IMO.
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Frazod 11:09 AM 08-07-2022
Originally Posted by alpha_omega:
Looks more like an older Farrah Fawcett in this picture. With those giant sunglasses covering her face, along with the weight loss and having her boobs removed, she's basically unrecognizable as the beautiful, voluptuous woman she once was. Sort of like what happened to Jennifer Connelly, although at least Jennifer Connelly is still pretty (although only a fraction of her former perfection).

Getting old is a bitch. They can't all be Salma Hayek.
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scho63 12:44 PM 08-07-2022
Originally Posted by Hank Hill:
Can someone go ahead and bump this?
Uh no.
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MarkDavis'Haircut 02:12 PM 08-07-2022
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Looks more like an older Farrah Fawcett in this picture. With those giant sunglasses covering her face, along with the weight loss and having her boobs removed, she's basically unrecognizable as the beautiful, voluptuous woman she once was. Sort of like what happened to Jennifer Connelly, although at least Jennifer Connelly is still pretty (although only a fraction of her former perfection).

Getting old is a bitch. They can't all be Salma Hayek.
Man, Farrah Fawcett was gorgeous.
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T-post Tom 06:14 PM 08-07-2022
John Mayer has seen more ass than a warehouse full of used bus station toilets. And he chose to single her out, amongst all his groupies and starlets, to say that she was "like sexual napalm" and as addictive as crack cocaine. Gonna take his word for it. Would, would and would. God bless you Jessica, I hope life is treating you well. If you're ever in KC and want to throw a little my way, I would be grateful.
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alpha_omega 11:22 AM 08-16-2022

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TLO 11:28 AM 08-16-2022
Originally Posted by alpha_omega:
God dammit.
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alpha_omega 04:50 PM 08-16-2022
Originally Posted by Hank Hill:
God dammit.
It's the new roller skate collection dontcha know.


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Megatron96 06:31 PM 08-16-2022
Originally Posted by alpha_omega:
It's the new roller skate collection dontcha know.

Anyone else think she's starting to look a bit too much like Hillary Swank?
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TLO 06:49 PM 08-16-2022
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
Anyone else think she's starting to look a bit too much like Hillary Swank?
She looks like white trash
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TLO 06:49 PM 08-16-2022
scho and his fat thumb will be along soon
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ptlyon 06:52 PM 08-16-2022
Originally Posted by Hank Hill:
She looks like white trash
Ain't it great?
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