I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......
Whatever trips your trigger
I mean, I’d pick her up on the highway, and buy her a cheeseburger at a truckstop, but I’d leave her there.
I’m an old man though.
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Looks more like an older Farrah Fawcett in this picture. With those giant sunglasses covering her face, along with the weight loss and having her boobs removed, she's basically unrecognizable as the beautiful, voluptuous woman she once was. Sort of like what happened to Jennifer Connelly, although at least Jennifer Connelly is still pretty (although only a fraction of her former perfection).
Getting old is a bitch. They can't all be Salma Hayek. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Looks more like an older Farrah Fawcett in this picture. With those giant sunglasses covering her face, along with the weight loss and having her boobs removed, she's basically unrecognizable as the beautiful, voluptuous woman she once was. Sort of like what happened to Jennifer Connelly, although at least Jennifer Connelly is still pretty (although only a fraction of her former perfection).
Getting old is a bitch. They can't all be Salma Hayek.
John Mayer has seen more ass than a warehouse full of used bus station toilets. And he chose to single her out, amongst all his groupies and starlets, to say that she was "like sexual napalm" and as addictive as crack cocaine. Gonna take his word for it. Would, would and would. God bless you Jessica, I hope life is treating you well. If you're ever in KC and want to throw a little my way, I would be grateful. [Reply]