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scho63 02:41 PM 07-21-2023
It's been close to 4 years since I've been on a plane and after 42 years and 39 countries, I have never seen an airport this jam packed. I heard after COVID it was even WORSE.

I'm sitting here surrounded by about 5000 people with no seats, no room at the bar, people tripping over each other and just a loud mess. Of course everyone rushing the gate to get on first.

I can see I will be drinking often and strong.

Glad it's a short flight......:-)
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GloucesterChief 09:36 PM 07-26-2023
Originally Posted by displacedinMN:

But, truthfully, is there a perfect airport?


Near perfect.
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ptlyon 10:11 PM 07-26-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
O'Hare is the biggest piece of sht airport in the World!

A ****ing nightmare.......
Well, it's Chicago, so...
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Sassy Squatch 05:42 AM 07-27-2023
Coincidentally headed into Phoenix today from KC. First time I've been in the new MCI and while I still prefer the old style just because of how easy it was getting in this time wasn't bad at all. Took 20 minutes from being dropped off to being through TSA. Maybe I just got lucky and that's not the norm.
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scho63 11:23 AM 07-28-2023
Originally Posted by GloryDayz:
EWR, even after $1B of work that was really poorly done, sucks far worse IMO...
That was my home airport for about 38 years of my life and yes, it's been a dump my whole life. It sucks and massive corruption on the work there.
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scho63 11:27 AM 07-28-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
O'Hare is the biggest piece of sht airport in the World!

A fucking nightmare.......
So on top of the fact of having to walk nearly a mile to get to the gate in the new Southwest terminal 5, no restaurants or bars are open and all they have are crappy vending machines or shit premade garbage in plastic wrap.

To kick it up a notch of complete shittiness, the fucking construction crew is jackhammering the floor and cutting rebar about 50 ft from me.

I can't get out of here fast enough. :-)
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scho63 05:21 AM 08-15-2023
Sitting at the airport getting ready for a 5:15am flight to Norfolk VA via Nashville TN.

Nice and quiet but no bars open until after I leave.

There is a young blonde woman, 26-32 my guess, on this flight with white short cowgirl boots, a very tight pair of blue stretchy shorts on, a sports bra and tank top to hold up her well proportioned rack. If there is a seat next to her when we board I'm jumping in.

Total smokeshow!
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scho63 05:39 AM 08-15-2023
Holy shit, not sure if there is an upcoming event in Nashville but there is a parade of hotties getting on this flight.

Yowza!
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Bearcat 06:07 AM 08-15-2023
CP's creepy uncle.
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Jewish Rabbi 07:14 AM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
Sitting at the airport getting ready for a 5:15am flight to Norfolk VA via Nashville TN.

Nice and quiet but no bars open until after I leave.

There is a young blonde woman, 26-32 my guess, on this flight with white short cowgirl boots, a very tight pair of blue stretchy shorts on, a sports bra and tank top to hold up her well proportioned rack. If there is a seat next to her when we board I'm jumping in.

Total smokeshow!
R u flying to meet a hooker
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GloryDayz 09:39 AM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
Sitting at the airport getting ready for a 5:15am flight to Norfolk VA via Nashville TN.

Nice and quiet but no bars open until after I leave.

There is a young blonde woman, 26-32 my guess, on this flight with white short cowgirl boots, a very tight pair of blue stretchy shorts on, a sports bra and tank top to hold up her well proportioned rack. If there is a seat next to her when we board I'm jumping in.

Total smokeshow!
I know the area very well. Good times (except for Norfolk itself), lots of great seafood and cool stuff to do...
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scho63 09:40 AM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
R u flying to meet a hooker
No business. Have a pilot running for one of my potential clients in the city. Big opportunity.

Sitting here in Nashville waiting to board.

I got stuck in the window seat and a 300 lb heifer sat next to me and she needed a seat belt extender. She had me pinned against the window for most of the flight. This shit sucks.
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scho63 09:41 AM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
CP's creepy uncle.
I promise not to masterbate in the seat next to her. :-)
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loochy 10:53 AM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
No business. Have a pilot running for one of my potential clients in the city. Big opportunity.

Sitting here in Nashville waiting to board.

I got stuck in the window seat and a 300 lb heifer sat next to me and she needed a seat belt extender. She had me pinned against the window for most of the flight. This shit sucks.

Did she smell like fat people?
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scho63 12:35 PM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by loochy:
Did she smell like fat people?
She had a nose ring like you put on a bull or cow to steer them around. She also had a black ball in her face above her lip. She was a disgusting obese snowflake.

Just repulsive. She had me pinned up against the window like a WWE female Wrestler.
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Balto 12:50 PM 08-15-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:
O'Hare is the biggest piece of sht airport in the World!

A ****ing nightmare.......
Son has a hockey tournament in South Bend beginning of December and I'm trying to decide if I should fly to O'Hare or Midway out of Phoenix. Any suggestions, seems Midway is a little closer to South Bend but never been to Midway, always O'Hare.
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