Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
I hope to God he reads this site and finds you somehow and kicks the ever loving shit out of you.
1. Why would you brag about something like that?
2. Why would you post it on the internet?
3. You're a ****ing dumbass and should get his ass kicked.
Threads like this piss me off. I hope I see you someday so I can slap the shit out of you because you deserve.
****in prick. People like you piss me off. [Reply]
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???
HE DIDNT LEAVE IT FOR YOU TO TAKE YOU ****IN PIECE OF SHIT.
Seriously are you that ****ing retarded? It's not like theres a sign that said, "Hey free laptop if I'm gone for 15min taking a phone call." [Reply]
I have to believe this is a spoof. But, if it's not, the ethers have a way of taking care of people like this. I'm thinking blistering, oozing, sores in the penile area may not be far off for this guy.
fightclub1983 thats low what you did. I think others have emphasized that well enough.
Now for the good news. You can redeem yourself by giving the computer back to who owns it. Im sure you can find out who owned it by whats in his laptop, right?
Turn it in to him. Even if you mail it anonymously. You will feel better about yourself. Also, life has a funny way of getting back at you for doing things like that. Might as well get in good graces ahead of time. [Reply]
I have to believe this is a spoof. But, if it's not, the ethers have a way of taking care of people like this. I'm thinking blistering, oozing, sores in the penile area may not be far off for this guy.
FAX
He should be tied down and forced to get a root canal. I hear they're horribly painful. [Reply]
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
If anyone wants to turn the ownership of the cafe on to this thread, phone number of Paradise Cafe in San Diego is: (619) 239-0304.
Good idea. This piece of shit needs to go down. The fact that he comes on here and brags about it just proves he's a ****in dumbass. I hope this lil fugger get's caught. [Reply]
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???
Absolutely not. Of course, around here, most of the people are really good. [Reply]
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
It's unfortunate your opinion of yourself isn't higher. We all have the luxury of deciding how we carry ourselves. To make the decision to carry yourself this way says a lot about where you are in life.
I know you will pay for your mistake. A person who does things this way has little self esteam. Life is many times more difficult for those that have to know in thier heart that they dont stack up to those around them.
The argument that he deserved it is foolish. He will go to bed regretting losing his computer. But he will wake up tomorrow a better man than the one who stole it.
Pay attention, because this doesn't happen that often.
nice post, and I completely agree.
I hope the sandy eggo douchebag, is farting man yogurt for his first month in prison. Hopefully the laptop is worth enough to make it a felony.
Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan:
that is F*CKED UP! I hate f*cking thieves who steal other people's $hit because they're too much of a loser to afford things theirselves....yes if you sense bitterness from me, I've been robbed before and it pissed me off, at least insurance got back most of my stuff with a $500 deductible. But man that is wrong...wow and to advertise something you stole on a message board, a laptop would probably be at least a $1,000 so is that any kind of grand theft? I wouldn't be surprised, the thing that bothers me the most is that you're proud of it. It would be one thing saying "I was drunk or on drugs and stole something...I feel awful what should I do...blah blah blah" but you are a POS IMO
His biography says: Just got out of college into the real world....BS on you went to college...You're too stupid to have gone to college....If you really did this, it will eat at you for the rest of your life!! [Reply]
