What a great glorious day .......... Im gettin married today !!! - Page 7

Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.
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Roy,
Somebody is in charge of your daughter-in-law's birth control, right? I mean, I like III and all but I don't see the kid as a papa just yet.

I'll shut up and mind my own now.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Females are disgusting creatures.

I guess I don't need to pick on you anymore. You just keep doing it to yourself.
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
Roy,
Somebody is in charge of your daughter-in-law's birth control, right? I mean, I like III and all but I don't see the kid as a papa just yet.

I'll shut up and mind my own now.

Thanks for the visual, poor Roy II having to glove up his son is not a pleasant thought.
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Originally Posted by morphius:
Of course we could turn this into the "III getting more tail then Jamie thread"...

nah, we would never do that.

If what I hear from most married men is true, that will not neccesarily be the case.....
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Originally Posted by SPchief:
When is the baby due?

Excellent! Someone actually used those quotes as a sig. :-)
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Originally Posted by raiderhader:
If what I hear from most married men is true, that will not neccesarily be the case.....

Still isn't saying much for you, then. :-)
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Damn I'm waiting for pics & update.
Please don't leave us hanging.
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Originally Posted by wutamess:
Damn I'm waiting for pics & update.
Please don't leave us hanging.

You want jerkoff material from the marriage thread........you are my hero for saying so.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

"drop by Urban dictionary dot com, III...it might have a picture, good luck, congrats"

Here it is, the golden material I knew that would be present in this thread.
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Originally Posted by Logical:
Thanks for the visual, poor Roy II having to glove up his son is not a pleasant thought.

OH! GOOD GOD, MAN! I think Phil was probably thinking along the lines of making sure the girl takes her pills. But I see where your mind is, freak. Thanks for sharing it with the rest of us. :shudder:
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