I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.
The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.
It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.
So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.
Farewell, Chiefsplanet!
(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)
Originally Posted by tooge:
Bickering about semantics? Oh, the irony. By immortal, he means that there are still TV shows decades later covering DB Cooper and his mystery is written in books that will go on forever. You are a D bag man
I know what immortal means and I know what he means, nitwit.
JFC, you're a high-strung moron. [Reply]
Originally Posted by cosmo20002:
I can't help but wonder if this is related to pat's recent embrace of Judaism (as seen in his avatar) and he's decided to disregard trivial things in favor of devoted study of the Talmud.
In case you don't know, I did that. I can't even remember why. Something about being oppressed like the Jews.
Kind of funny that he never changed it back, though. [Reply]
Originally Posted by lewdog:
How many scantily clad pictures of women will I need to post to get this thread to 1000?!
Originally Posted by TLO:
1000 posts eh?
Should we make this happen??
Originally Posted by Donger:
I like watching spackle dry, if it's the kind that is pink when wet and then dries white.
I think women are the key to a happy life. So lets get to a 1000 using scantily clad pics of their beauty..... but keep the pink part in NSFW tags............... [Reply]
