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Nzoner's Game Room>Rashee Rice [legal issues megathread]
DaFace 04:02 PM 04-10-2024
The other thread is a dumpster fire. I'm sure this will become one as well, but might as well start with a clean slate. I'll at least try to keep the OP updated with any notable news. Feel free to PM me if I miss anything good.

Arrest warrant and potential charges:
Spoiler!


Analysis from a defense attorney:
Spoiler!


Turned himself in and now out on bail:
Spoiler!


Random minutiae:
Spoiler!

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loochy 02:18 PM 04-22-2024
I'm bored. Can someone do some moral grandstanding?
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Balto 02:31 PM 04-22-2024
Schefter was on Pat Mcafee today and was asked about Rice. He said that the thought around the NFL is he will miss at least a couple of games at some point but of course nothing’s certain.
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Chris Meck 02:39 PM 04-22-2024
Man.

We've been overrun by dipshits.
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loochy 02:41 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by Balto:
Schefter was on Pat Mcafee today and was asked about Rice. He said that the thought around the NFL is he will miss at least a couple of games at some point but of course nothing’s certain.

Wait, you mean he's not going to be in jail for 5 years for multiple FELONIES? His future isn't in doubt?
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raybec 4 02:43 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by loochy:
Wait, you mean he's not going to be in jail for 5 years for multiple FELONIES? His future isn't in doubt?
Does the NFL understand that FELONY is capitalized in this case?
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stevegroganfan 03:30 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Assuming your mother weighs less than 400 lbs, she deserves 1.5-2 nights of actual sex with me in the back of a low-riding pickup and another 1-2 nights of of sex with Billay where she role plays as an overweight wood nymph
My mother is dead so you may have to go back to having actual sex with one of your family members.
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ThrobProng 03:47 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by loochy:
I'm bored. Can someone do some moral grandstanding?
Think of the CHILDREN you heartless, evil BASTARD! Rice could've crashed into a school bus loaded with toddlers and kerosene. Can you IMAGINE the CARNAGE?

Not only should Rice never play football again, he should be SUMMARILY EXECUTED!!
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loochy 03:55 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
Think of the CHILDREN you heartless, evil BASTARD! Rice could've crashed into a school bus loaded with toddlers and kerosene. Can you IMAGINE the CARNAGE?

Not only should Rice never play football again, he should be SUMMARILY EXECUTED!!
You forgot the part about "never in my life have I ever put anyone else in danger and I've never done anything stupid in my life, even as a teenager. I'm so awesome and such a great person that I want to make sure everyone knows it"
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loochy 03:55 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by stevegroganfan:
My mother is dead so you may have to go back to having actual sex with one of your family members.
Nah, we'll still go with your mom
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RealSNR 04:22 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by stevegroganfan:
My mother is dead so you may have to go back to having actual sex with one of your family members.
Judges?

They said sister will also be fine.
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Bearcat 04:28 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by loochy:
I'm bored. Can someone do some moral grandstanding?









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TwistedChief 04:51 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Judges?

They said sister will also be fine.
I'll allow it.
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IowaHawkeyeChief 05:05 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
I'll allow it.
I second the motion...
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Icon 05:41 PM 04-22-2024
You can never predict how a court will judge someone.

A few years ago my cousin was driving eastbound on I-70 in western KC heading to work. Along came a driver going over 100 mph weaving through traffic. The weaving, speeding driver caused my cousin to swerve to avoid being hit and he ended up rolling his van, ejecting him where he died at the scene. The law later learned that speeding driver got on the I-70 turnpike at Topeka and averaged over 100 mph until he caused the accident.

The judge convicted the driver of manslaughter but only gave the SOB 250 hours of community service which he's never come close to doing.

I don't know what penalty Rice will get in the court of law but he'll almost certainly get 2+ game suspension from the NFL.
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ChiefsFanatic 07:08 PM 04-22-2024
Originally Posted by Chief Pagan:
The Skyy already fell.
You were so close!

The correct response was The Skyy has already DROPPED

Thanks for playing. Please try again soon.
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