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Hall of Classics>Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
convict1983 04:21 PM 06-25-2007
Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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whatsmynameagain 03:29 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
im feeling out of place arund all of you fags. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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acesn8s 03:32 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
Real men ride Harley's.

http://www.harley-davidson.com/wcm/C...bmLocale=en_US
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seclark 03:32 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by booger:
yep, nasty. :-) forgot about the NSFW thing.
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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kstater 03:32 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
At least Brandon was wearing his helmet. That probably helped, as it was the last thing that went through his mind.
Holy shit. :-)
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Donger 03:33 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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So, have we got a date or what?
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booger 03:36 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by seclark:
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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:-)

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
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Hammock Parties 03:37 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.
I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.
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booger 03:39 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
So, have we got a date or what?
go for it kid. He's all about the balls and weiners.
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Bowser 03:39 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.
I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.
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acesn8s 03:39 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by booger:
:-)

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
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booger 03:41 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by acesn8s:
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
cause he's one creepy fellow i guess.
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Hammock Parties 03:41 PM 06-24-2008
Originally Posted by Bowser:
I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.
Pretty sure they both got banned. I'll attempt to log in though.
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Crashride 03:42 PM 06-24-2008
Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.
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Mithrandir 03:47 PM 06-24-2008
Awesome! Mithrandir lives.
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Eric Draven 03:50 PM 06-24-2008
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!
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