Or you could have her write a column on Warpaint.
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You find a way to bag that one you better weld some I-beams onto your bedframe.

First date: Weigh-in.
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If a chick views your profile more than once you should probably propose.
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I thought she was really cute in the first picture and then the rest of them arrived.
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They're really tight with their money?
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They could go on "The Biggest Loser: Couples Edition."
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Yeah, but you can see the hot chick trying to escape. She'd be smokin' if she lost 50 pounds.

I should hook up with that one and convince her to join my gym. In six months I'll have a hot chick in my lap. YES!!!
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:-) :-) :-)
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FYP.
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I'll bet you couldn't even work up the gumption to talk to her in person.
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You say that like you know how to do it.
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I wouldn't even have to. I'd just carry around a slice of pizza.
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Dude, you could wear a pizza around your neck like a clock and holla "yeah booooooooooooooooooooy" and still scare big girls away. You're gonna have to do better - like diamonds.
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Have you sent any messages to any of these chicks.
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Not any of the ones in this thread, besides woos.
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