Originally Posted by Donger:
Did you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Speaking of female ejaculation....
I heard a good story at the bar last week involving one of the regulars there; a sporty-forty woman who is pretty damn good looking although she has fake jugs.
It seems one of the younger guys took her home one night and, well, let's just say before it was over she told the guy to get out of the way and yelled the word "splashdown". [Reply]
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Speaking of female ejaculation....
I heard a good story at the bar last week involving one of the regulars there; a sporty-forty woman who is pretty damn good looking although she has fake jugs.
It seems one of the younger guys took her home one night and, well, let's just say before it was over she told the guy to get out of the way and yelled the word "splashdown".
I wasn't talking about her.
Although that does bring some rather messy visuals to mind. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
You know what's funny? Thinking of GoChiefs sitting there, post written, with his finger anxiously awaiting the 999th post.
Originally Posted by Donger:
You know, I've never understood why that's so important to some men. I've known guys that have left their woman because, "She didn't swallow!"
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Speaking of female ejaculation....
I heard a good story at the bar last week involving one of the regulars there; a sporty-forty woman who is pretty damn good looking although she has fake jugs.
It seems one of the younger guys took her home one night and, well, let's just say before it was over she told the guy to get out of the way and yelled the word "splashdown".
Damn. Damn. Damn. I should have trusted my instincts, and just stayed away. But, no, I had to know. ****. ****. ****. Now I'm likely going to have to hurt myself, in despair. [Reply]