Oh Man... the Kirstie Tynes site is gonna get some MAD hits tonight!!!! - Page 67

Remember these threads from the week we released him? (click on ALL pics!)

Check this shiznit out from the hall of classics....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...8&page=8&pp=15

Originally Posted by kirstie:
Thank you very much. I will say though...after going through that...I doubt seriously that I would ever be involved in any pile ups that happen in the future.

If it makes you feel better, the collateral damage you've endured was well....far from ruthless.

The second appeared on the album "Now in a Minute"

Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Can you teach me that sensei?

You don't need me for that- just watch Happy Days. I'm pretty sure Pottsie or Ralph or Ritchie did it at least once.

Originally Posted by kirstie:
What can I say...I was bored :-)

Christ another f*cking attention whore...Goatse is gonna be jealous. :-)

Originally Posted by Iowanian:
If it makes you feel better, the collateral damage you've endured was well....far from ruthless.

You mean there's been worse?

Originally Posted by kirstie:
Thank you very much. I will say though...after going through that...I doubt seriously that I would ever be involved in any pile ups that happen in the future.

Sometimes they're fun. :-)

FTR, I thought the stuff with your kids was way out of line. But (to the best of my knowledge, anyway) these idiots are basically harmless.

Originally Posted by kirstie:
You mean there's been worse?

This didn't even make the top 50.

Originally Posted by el borracho:
The second appeared on the album "Now in a Minute"

The first song I have heard but can't remember who sings it. The second I don't think I've heard.

Originally Posted by kirstie:
You mean there's been worse?

You have no idea. Do a forum search for "Slayer".

A word to the wise, the first syllable in "Frazod" rhymes with hey, not hat. Try correcting that after years of silent mispronunciation.

After reviewing the pictures, I'd like to amend my decision.

Kirstie has puffies. Definitely puffies.

Kirstie, please don't take this personally. I've deemed myself the expert nipple guesser of all CP's females. For example, mememe has no nipples. BEP has very hairy, two-inch long nipples. chiefs4me has two nipples/breast and neither is very appealing.

Originally Posted by Iowanian:
If it makes you feel better, the collateral damage you've endured was well....far from ruthless.

Very true.

Kirstie, for a more surreal introduction to life at CP, please refer to exhibit A...

Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

A real eye opener into the life of a blossoming young man, and the beat down that ensues.

Originally Posted by frazod:
Sometimes they're fun. :-)

FTR, I thought the stuff with your kids was way out of line. But (to the best of my knowledge, anyway) these idiots are basically harmless.

I will admit that no one (well, maybe a couple) tried manipulating her photo or making rude comments about her...I just really don't want her involved. She is the best thing in my life. And the reason I stopped modeling. I don't want her exposed to that lifestyle. I want her to have as close to a normal childhood as she possibly can.

Originally Posted by kirstie:
The first song I have heard but can't remember who sings it. The second I don't think I've heard.

Really? What were you doing in 1996?

Originally Posted by kirstie:
You mean there's been worse?

Holy moley....Indeed.

There are people still having their skin scraped off in a burn ward from events of 5 years ago. Typically, they've arrived here on purpose, presented their arse and DARED someone to fist them(theoretically speaking). It can be ruthless, but its usually been very, very deserved.

Someone should direct you to some places to start learning your local history.....hilarity often ensues.

Be warned though, we've got some window licking morons here too, and if they think they're talking to a chic, they just may be typing to you with popeye.