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xztop123 12:53 AM 08-04-2014
outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted
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Bowser 05:49 PM 12-04-2021
Originally Posted by GlassJaw:
Thanks for discuss. I've found the women kind enjoy structure jaw. No curve to fight makes them for the night.

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Skyy God 05:54 PM 12-04-2021
Originally Posted by Eureka:
That's very true advice.

If your really good looking, tall, and have great charm then you can really go after those quite shy type of women who never get laid. Ones who are dying to spill all their silver dollars and say things like "I've never done that before".

My favorite is the older broken milf who was married to the same guy since HS and now finds herself single. Take'em out on a fun date, win their trust and they will go wild if you lead them to it. I once gave one a piggy back ride to the car as we where leaving the casino and she couldn't remember the last time she had one(I asked her). She was melted butter in my hand after that. Try it sometime on a date. Something as simple as a piggyback ride can do you wonders on opening up some fun/laughter.
So THAT’S the origin of the piggyback ride…..
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Raiderhater 05:57 PM 12-04-2021
I swear I posted that this was a classic thread but the obvious mult who bumped it needed to be banned.

I guess Sailor Jerry is less my friend than Wild Turkey. WTF ever, Bowser was on top of it.
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Jewish Rabbi 06:04 PM 12-04-2021
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
So THAT’S the origin of the piggyback ride…..
It works so well he had to buy his wife from Asia!
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Easy 6 07:02 PM 12-04-2021
Originally Posted by hometeam:
Originally Posted by Bowser:
SO glad it wasn't just me who sniffed a turd
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George Liquor 07:08 PM 12-04-2021
Hahahahaha

I love this thread

I've gone from giving OP advice to get laid to a grey haired dad
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Raiderhater 07:15 PM 12-04-2021
Originally Posted by BDj23:
Hahahahaha

I love this thread

I've gone from giving OP advice to get laid to a grey haired dad
You’re old.
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George Liquor 07:16 PM 12-04-2021
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
You’re old.
Get off my lawn you queer
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CoMoChief 07:41 PM 12-04-2021
There was this place in Columbia called D Rowe's, just south of the MU football field.

All of us called it Cougars. It's a restaurant/bar in the nice country club part of town where lonely horny Dr/Lawyer wives like to socialize/drink and pickup college guys.

If you wanted/needed to get laid, you just go there and you had about a 90% chance of getting laid.

Fun times...
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AssEaterChief 07:57 PM 12-04-2021
Did this bundle of sticks ever get laid or was he just a mult?
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scho63 11:07 AM 12-05-2021
Originally Posted by CoMoChief:
There was this place in Columbia called D Rowe's, just south of the MU football field.

All of us called it Cougars. It's a restaurant/bar in the nice country club part of town where lonely horny Dr/Lawyer wives like to socialize/drink and pickup college guys.

If you wanted/needed to get laid, you just go there and you had about a 90% chance of getting laid.

Fun times...
Had a place just like that called The Barbershop back in New Jersey. 20 year old guys and 30-40 year old women who were horndogs out for a lay.

It was a perfect match :-)
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Titty Meat 12:29 PM 12-05-2021
I do. Alot of dudes on CP dont but I do
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Clyde Frog 01:24 PM 12-05-2021
Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.


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crispystl 04:17 PM 12-05-2021
Sooooo…..did you ever get laid?


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Simply Red 04:36 PM 12-05-2021
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
I do. Alot of dudes on CP dont but I do
hell yeah double B!
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