Marriage Question - Page 65

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

Originally Posted by ZachKC:
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

No, no... "stinky hatchet wound" is an unattractive way to put it.

booger's wording brings a smile to my face.

Originally Posted by ZachKC:
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

The doily fell off your couch...better go fix it.

Originally Posted by ZachKC:
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

seriously. stick your finger in her and wiggle it aroung a bit. You should be able to tell when she gets excited if she gets wet and a little stinky.

Originally Posted by gochiefs:
She could have registered to post on this thread far earlier then.

Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago :-)

Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago :-)

There was a 28-hour gap between the thread's creation and "steph's" first post.

Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

Originally Posted by booger:
Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

I didn't count the hours, I looked at two posts. Took 30 seconds.

You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

Originally Posted by booger:
You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.

Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
But you're into fat girl porn?

You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...

Originally Posted by Rausch:
You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...

WhyTF do we have to watch either?

Originally Posted by steph:
you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off

OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

Originally Posted by steph:
i dont have 2 tell u anything about me

You're right. III tends to tell us more than we ever needed or wanted to know.

Originally Posted by gochiefs:
I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.

No shit you basturd...neg rep ! :-)

Originally Posted by JazzzLovr:
OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

I can't believe I'm the first to call BS on this.... :-)

Fact: Girls can have a dick, ANYTIME they want it. It's just attached to someone else.

:-)