Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question.
I believe its the classic internet suggestion that you are teh ghey to make you feel bad for riding a bike while this genuine tough guy displays his testicular fortitude by talking smack online. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Redrum_69:
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.
Originally Posted by GonzoRox88:
Is it wrong that I want to explore a career in commercial trucking now so I can help plaster idiots like these two?
It would be pretty simple..you see one headlight approaching at incredible speeds, you hear a weedeater running, then you accidentally switch lanes at the last second...
"Oh no officer, I never saw or heard anything, I just felt a little bump and saw this rice rocket scatter into a million pieces."
The lane changing performance of a large vehicle is not that great. May I suggest a Taxi. [Reply]
Originally Posted by noa:
I believe its the classic internet suggestion that you are teh ghey to make you feel bad for riding a bike while this genuine tough guy displays his testicular fortitude by talking smack online.
I am implying he is gay because of the repeated homo comments he and scott make. the whole riding and bicycle thing was just the cherry on top
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
I am implying he is gay because of the repeated homo comments he and scott make. the whole riding and bicycle thing was just the cherry on top
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You know, I think I'll turn gay, just for you. Driving your motorcycle at excessive speeds really gets my juices flowing. Can I sit behind you when you rev your engine, naked? [Reply]
Originally Posted by GonzoRox88:
Hrrmm...I really don't want to have to pick dipshit particles out of my backglass and backseat, maybe a taxi van with reinforced rear panels.
Oooo, the Cash Cab so you can hit the lights after the wreck.:-) [Reply]
