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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Baby Lee 12:46 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Knock-Knock jokes are a big hit.
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Puns moisten panties!! That's just science.
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Sofa King 01:36 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Puns moisten panties!! That's just science.
I kept trying Jew and Nazi jokes, but i kept getting burned by 'em.
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Mr. Flopnuts 01:44 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
I kept trying Jew and Nazi jokes, but i kept getting burned by 'em.
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa.
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Hammock Parties 01:58 PM 12-31-2011
She'll be going out tonight and fucking some other guy at midnight if you don't do the deed.
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Gonzo 02:24 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa.
*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.


(Fell off guard tower)
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:29 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.


(Fell off guard tower)
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The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".

Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect.
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Bowser 03:35 PM 12-31-2011
So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? [/Nuke LaLoosh]
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bevischief 03:57 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
No. She did not.

It was a blast last night. We tore some shit up in the neighboring town.


EDIT: First time i actually met her last night too. And holy shit was she hot. Shocking considering this is ****ing South Dakota and most women look like they just don't give a shit about themselves.
They are hairy as hell.
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bevischief 04:03 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Bowser:
So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? [/Nuke LaLoosh]
Sofa King.
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Setsuna 04:11 PM 12-31-2011
SK won't get to 2nd base.
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patteeu 06:50 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.
Really? Is there a grape gatorade exception to this rule?
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crispystl 07:23 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".

Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect.
Lmao that is awesome.
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JD10367 07:28 PM 12-31-2011
And still no pictures of the chick.
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Kyle DeLexus 09:52 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.
So how many dates before you sleep with someone if you are thinking relationship?
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Mr. Flopnuts 09:53 PM 12-31-2011
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
So how many dates before you sleep with someone if you are thinking relationship?
3. I heard it on The Big Bang Theory.
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