I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Originally Posted by Sofa King :
Some more helpful information.
She's a good looking gal, she just recently got divorced. She's into archery hunting and outdoors in general. She has a double masters.
I don't know if she is in to bukkake though. I'll have to ask.
So, besides forced bukkake, what are you doing for this date?
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booyaf2 09:12 AM 12-28-2011
What the hell are hammerpants?
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Originally Posted by booyaf2 :
What the hell are hammerpants?
dumbass
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Baby Lee 09:14 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King :
Some more helpful information.
She's a good looking gal, she just recently got divorced. She's into archery hunting and outdoors in general. She has a double masters.
I don't know if she is in to bukkake though. I'll have to ask.
Scour your memory for any masculine thing you've EVER done, then get her talking about the most exotic/difficult/satisfying prey she's felled with the arrow. Lay groundwork for future dates by 'scouting' her favorite places in nature. 'Yes and' with some of your favorite hunting/camping/hiking/adventuring memories, maybe supplemented with stories from documentaries/movies about REAL men.
:-)
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KCUnited 09:16 AM 12-28-2011
Bow hunting, huh? I'd direct the conversation toward how cankles aren't a 'deal breaker' for you.
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Sofa King 09:18 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by KCUnited :
Bow hunting, huh? I'd direct the conversation toward how cankles aren't a 'deal breaker' for you.
lol. She's very athletic. Coaches volleyball.
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Sofa King 09:20 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by DMAC :
So, besides forced bukkake, what are you doing for this date?
If it gets that far, i don't think I'll choose to do anything else.
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How much older than you is she?
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Baby Lee 09:24 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King :
If it gets that far, i don't think I'll choose to do anything else.
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
BAMMM, I dropped her off on the next block.
Daaoooohhhh!!!!
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Predarat 09:24 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by Sofa King :
Her texts HAVE made her come off as a cat in heat.
I already told her I'm wearing my Hammer Pants friday. She was fine with that. So there's that.
That sounds optimistic!
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Baby Lee 09:25 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by luv :
How much older than you is she?
Lets just say, teeth are not an issue.
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Sofa King 09:28 AM 12-28-2011
Originally Posted by luv :
How much older than you is she?
What makes you think she's older?
3 years.
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Originally Posted by Sofa King :
Coaches volleyball.
Wait...you are a lez?
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Originally Posted by Sofa King :
What makes you think she's older?
3 years.
Believe it or not, I'm quite perceptive.
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