My last date was in January 2009. He helped me get my car unstuck when he brought me home after eating sushi. Kissed in the parking lot, and never heard from him again.
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Well, at least he went down on you! :-)
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I don't think that's very funny, mister. :-)
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There is this 20 year old who I talk to everyday. We work at the same place, but different departments.
She always smiles at me. Now, Im 40. If she were 27 or 28, I would have already asked her out.

Not sure what to do here. She is a doll, but I don't think I could date someone half my age.
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:-)
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Yeah, I think I'd draw the line at someone young enough to be my child.
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I always thought the rule was if you're 40 divide your age by 2 and subtract 2. Anything there or older is legal. So you're good.
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She's probably smiling cuz she thinks you're a cute old man. :-)
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How will you know if you don't try it? Ask her. It might be fun and it might not.
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I can't. I feel like a dirty old man.

Now, if she asks, Im not saying no.
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kids dont "date" now-a-days, take her out and have fun. I swear we over think 99% of the situations that present themselves instead of just going with it.
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:-)
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Dude if she's gonna think you are a dirty old man then she already does because you always check her out. The oogling has already been done my friend.
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throw on an Ed Hardy shirt and sack up.
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:-) You mean a dirty old man.
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