Guys are slacking tonight. Of course, sedated is the only one that's been in here, so ....


:-)
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not everyone is a sex fiend like some people around here
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You and the bartender 'dating' yet
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Nope.
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I would have... but I'm in the middle of a poker tournament. :-)

Edit: Damn it! I lost. :-)

But, now I can respond...

Luv, don't forget to be kind and rewind. :-)
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Who you talkin about, Willis??
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I guess dinner, a good blowjob and shitty sex with a hot girl is better than jerkin' it alone.
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she give you the fonzie?
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I don't know what that is but she had a deep throat.

I really suck at sex, though. Damn. She said she was going outside to get something out of her car. She's taking a long time.

Also, 19 year old hooha is odorless. This is twice now that I've come back with nothing.
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SHes probably finishing the job in her car
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You need fucking practice. The best way to accomplish this is to bamboozle some girl into fucking you repeatedly. At least for a while. Then you won't suck at it so much.
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Kind of a bitchy thing to do considering I bought her dinner.

Guess she was afraid I was going to tie her to a chair if she tried to leave.
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:-) She didn't just leave did she? Oh man. You've gotta quit posting that part online bro.
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fuck, I'd think the fonzie is right up your alley (so to speak, heh)

without looking it up on urban dictionary, ponder it for a moment: fonzie from happy days did the 'heeeeey' while giving the thumb's up. y'all married folks know... the fonzie'll get you a tennis bracelet, ladies. (/ralphie may)
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